Comprehensive Guide to Squidding: Rules, Rights, and Respect in Hair Play

What is the definition of 'squidding'?

'Squidding' refers to the act of rubbing or tousling another person's hair while emitting a high-pitched noise, usually for humorous or affectionate purposes.

What does the Geneva Convention for Squidding aim to protect?

The rights of individuals and the sanctity of hair, while preserving the playful tradition of squidding.

What is required for squidding to be considered acceptable?

Squidding must be consensual, with explicit verbal or written consent from the target.

What are the conditions under which one can squid a girl?

1. She has given explicit consent, 2. It is part of a longstanding squidding agreement, 3. It is in a sibling relationship with established traditions.

What constitutes a Protected Individual in the context of squidding?

Anyone currently styling or recovering their hair is considered a Protected Individual and may not be squidded.

Where is squidding prohibited?

In libraries, classrooms, solemn ceremonies, during meals involving sauces, and while the target is holding a hot beverage.

What are Designated Safe Squid Zones (SSZs)?

Areas agreed upon by all parties where squidding is temporarily allowed.

What is the maximum noise level for squidding?

The squidding noise must not exceed 80 decibels.

What types of hair styles are classified as No-Squid Territories (NSTs)?

Fresh braids, tight curls, or intricate styles, and hair treated with oils or conditioners.

What should be respected as Squid Shields?

Hats, helmets, or elaborate headwear.

What rights do victims of unlawful squidding have?

1. Counter-squid (if agreed upon), 2. Report to the Council of Hair Justice, 3. Declare temporary Squid Sanctions.

What are the consequences for repeat offenders of squidding?

Loss of Squidding License (S-License), mandatory re-education on Consent and Hair Respect, and social exclusion from Squidfest.

What is the spirit of squidding?

Squidding is meant to be silly, affectionate, and respectful.

What should one do when in doubt about squidding?

Ask first, squid later.

What is the consequence of excessive retaliation in squidding?

It may itself be punishable under the Geneva Convention for Squidding.

What is the purpose of the Council of Hair Justice?

To address reports of unlawful squidding.

What is the duration of temporary Squid Sanctions?

24-48 minutes.

What is the final note regarding violations of the Convention?

They should be met with gentle correction, not warfare, unless among siblings.