JATGP - Earthworm Lines

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Ladybug: I could go for a nibble, Centipede.

Earthworm: I’m feeling rather peckish myself, Ladybug.

James: You’re NOT going to eat ME!

Earthworm: Ahhh! Help! I’m being attacked! Help!

Grasshopper: […] I’m afraid there’s been a bit of a misunderstanding.

Earthworm: What was that? Is it gone? Is it gone?!

Centipede: Little boys are the worst of his kind!

Earthworm: He does have a point.

Spider Line, James: I wouldn’t know.

Earthworm: I’m Earthworm. You gave me quite a scare but I’m prone to irrational fits of fear. James touches hand Ah! What was that? What was that!

Ladybug: […] and well… he has no spots

Earthworm: I may not see very well, but my hearing is impeccable, Ladybug.

Centipede: I told you he wouldn’t help us. We’re doing it my way.

Earthworm: But, I don’t like his way… I don’t like it at all.

Centipede: I’ve done it! I’ve cut through the stem! Our adventure begins!

Earthworm: This is a very bad idea!

Grasshopper: Is everyone alright?
Spider: I’m okay.

Earthworm: I’m not sure.

James: We’re floating!

James: In the ocean!

Earthworm: What?!
Earthworm: What?!

James: I’m afraid we find ourselves in a rather awkward position.

Earthworm: Awkward is hardly the word for it! Have you ever seen an earthworm swim?

James: No I haven’t.

Earthworm: That’s because we can’t!

Grasshopper: Drifting like this reminds me of my younger days! Traveling on the breezes! Not a care in the world! Nobody to answer but my fiddle!

Earthworm: Centipede’s right! We’ll never make it to france! And we’ve no food! No water!

Grasshopper: Now all we’ve got to do is make some sails, fix a rudder, and we’ll be across the English Channel in no time at all!

Earthworm: This peach will never make it to France!

Shifting after Floatin’ Along

Earthworm: I’m hungry! I’m so very, very hungry!

Ladybug: We’re all hungry, Earthworm.

Earthworm: And I’m thirsty! I’m so very, very thirsty!

James: It’s the current. It’s… swept us out to sea!

Earthworm: What?! A jaunt to France is one thing, but an oceanic journey? I am not prepared! Not prepared at all! This is the only outfit I have! And my glasses! I have hundreds of glasses. Hundreds!

Centipede: Would you kindly remove your umbrella so I can see?

Earthworm: It’s a parasol, not an umbrella. And I will not remove it. I mustn’t be exposed to the sun. My skin will dry and crack, it’s an alarming sight to see.

Spider: Nobody is eating anyone.

Earthworm: We must eat something or we’ll all die.

James: We can eat the peach.
Grasshopper: Of course!

Earthworm: Eat the peach? We’ll sink! And then we’ll drown!

James: Earthworm’s a boy.

Earthworm: Actually, we earthworms are both male and female.

James: I have it all the time.

Earthworm: I don’t like scary dreams either, James.

James: Thank you.

Earthworm: Please?

James: Here you go.

Earthworm: Thanks.

Ladybug: Even though this wasn’t the intended outcome of our little escape, it does feel quite wonderful to be free of that wretched hillside.

Earthworm: And Spiker and Sponge.

Ladybug: Horrible!
Centipede snores loudly.

Earthworm: What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?!

Grasshopper: Families are kind—

Ladybug: And patient—

Earthworm: And a family loves you whether you’re a boy or a girl or in my case, both.

Centipede: Look! Over there! It’s a sea monster! It’s a sea monster!

Earthworm: What is that? WHAT IS THAT?!

James: They’re sharks!

INSECTS: Sharks?!

ALL: Whoah! Sharks

Earthworm: What do they want? WHAT DO THEY WANT?

James: I think they’re eating the peach.

Earthworm: But, they’ll sink the ship!

Centipede: Shoo! Shoo! Blasted seagulls!

Earthworm: Seagulls? I’m terrified of seagulls!

James: Hold on everyone! The sharks are coming back!

ALL: Whoah!

James: There is something—

Earthworm: Tell us!

James: Bait!

Earthworm: I find that term incredibly insensitive.

Ladybug: You’re a seagull’s dream!

Earthworm: You may stop right there!

James: Earthworm…

Earthworm: I am not about to be pecked to death by a flock of seagulls.

James: But you won’t have to give up your life.

Earthworm: Yes! Yes, I will! I know I will!

James; I won’t let them touch you, Earthworm. I promise.

Earthworm: You really promise?

James: I do.

Earthworm: Fine… I’ll do it. For you, James.

Grasshopper: It is indeed, remark-u-lous-ly fan-tas-ma-rific!

Earthworm: Oh, dear! Oh, oh dear!

James: Is there something wrong, Earthworm?

Earthworm: The problem is…

Ladybug: Yes?

Earthworm: The problem is…

Grasshopper: Out with it!

Earthworm: The problem is that… there is… no… problem.

Centipede falls off peach

ALL: Centipede!

James: Wish me luck.

Earthworm: Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

Ladybug: Do you think we will ever see either of them again?

Earthworm: I don’t care a bit about Centipede. But James, he’s been so… so very nice to me…

Spider: The rope! It’s gone slack!

Earthworm: We’re never going to see him again.

Grasshopper: That was very brave of you, James.

Earthworm: I have a question. Couldn’t you have kept Centipede underwater for just a little bit longer?

Centipede: I don’t know how.

Earthworm: Everyone! Look!

Ladybug: Isn’t that remarkable?

Earthworm: We’re safe! Safe at last!

Centipede: Can I really stay here, with all of you?

Earthworm: Depends. Are you still going to be a pest?

Spider: I used my web to build the most amazing bridges the world has ever seen!

Earthworm: And I became a social activist forming “BAIT” Bugs Against Insensitive Terminology.