Sharpay Act 1

Ryan: Hi Troy. Getting ready for the big game?

Hi, Troy.

Taylor: Ah, behold the zoo animals heralding the New Year. How tribal

They were heralding my entrance dear.

Taylor: excellent, another book worm

with all those cute boys on the slopes? Why do you think Prada makes all that fabulous apres ski wear?

Troy: That’s completely impossible

I wouldn’t think “impossible” is even in your vocabulary Troy. So nice of you to show our new classmate around. Troy is such a sweetheart, isn’t he? He’s the star of the basketball team, just like I’m the star of the drama club. We’re perfect for each other, don’t you think? Are we having lunch together, Troy? Oh, look, the sign-ups for the musical

After signing

Ohh… were you going to sign up, too? I’m so sure we could find something for you. The ugly old nurse is lots of fun.

Gabriella: wow nice penmanship

I missed you during vacation Troy. So, what’d you doooooooo, hmmmmmmmmm?

Troy: Gotta go, practice and all

You’re so dedicated. Just like me. I hope you’ll come watch me in the musical? Promise? Maybe its my hair

Ms. Tenny: you have 2 minutes to solve this relationship between energy and principal quantum number equation. Class, give it your best shot.

So, it seemed like you know Troy Bolton?

Gabriella: not really, I just asked him for directions

Troy doesn’t usually interact with new students

Gabriella: why not?

Its pretty much basketball 24/7 with him. Plus, he’s such a bully, always picking on the smaller kids.

Gabriella: that’s nice

He hates math. And chemistry… don’t get him started on chemistry. I don’t think he’s opened a book since Sally, Dick and Jane- says he didn’t “get it”. Typical jock, right?

Gabriella: cool

and he’s a meat eater… with a flatulence problem. Ask anybody

Ms. Tenny: Well, Ms. Montez… I stand correct. I’m very impressed. And welcome aboard!

Did you know Troy spent a year in juvenile hall? something to do with cats and lawn mowers

Taylor: Be gone! you have no power here

Whatever

Gabriella: please, it’s just an equation

Ryan, its me…

Gabriella: I though Ms. Darbus took your phone away

What? we always carry a spare… in case our agent calls

Ryan: Troy Bolton was looking at our audition list

Again? He was hanging around with that Motez hag this morning and they were both looking at the list. There’s something freaky about her. Did you google her like I asked?

Ryan: Yeah, it’s like she has an extra brain or something. So why is she interested in our musical?

She’s interest in Troy, barfboy. I need you to plant those printouts in taylor’s locker ASAP, okay?

Ms. Darbus: Wait wait wait, Ryan, do you want to be an ostrich

totally.

Gabriella: I don’t know. I mean, I need to catch up on the curriculum here before I think about joining any clubs…

But what a perfect way to get caught up… meeting with the smartest kids in the school. What a generous offer, Taylor!

middle of song with Ryan

What’s with you and those stupid jazz squares? you! No, us!

Ms. Darbus: you were all incredible. Watch the bulletin board for callbacks, which will be held sometime next week.

Don’t be discouraged! The Drama Club doesn’t just need performers… it needs fans, ,too! Buy tickets!

Kelsi: oh, sorry… new glasses. Anyways, I mean… if you do the part, with that particular song, I was hoping you’d

If we do the part? (laughs) Kelsi… Kelsi darling, I’ve been in seventeen school productions. And, let’s see how many shows you’ve written?

Kelsi: This is the first

Which tells us that?

Kelsi: I should write you more solos

It tells us that you do not offer direction, suggestion, or commentary. And you should be thankful that Ryan and I are here to lift your music out of its current obscurity. Are we clear?

Kelsi: yes, ma’am- I mean, Sharpay

Nice talking to you. Love the glasses

Zeke, Chad: don’t you care about the team. How could this happen?

How could this happen?

Ryan: they got a callback

If this is one bit true, I’m gonna scream

after cellular fusion

Is this some kind of sick joke? Troy and Gabriella didn’t even audition

Ryan: And they never even asked our permission to join the Drama Club. I mean, come on!

Someone’s got to tell that new girl the rules

Ryan: Right . uhm, what are the rules again?

Rule number one: pick the right clique

Two: pick the right clique

Three: dress like your clique

Four: Know where your clique clicks.

And rule number five: stick to the status quo!

After stick to the status quo

Everybody quiet! Someone’s going to pay for this!