Day 1 Drama VBS

Zane's Lines

What’s wrong, Sweetheart? Did something happen?

No. I just found a pet, that’s all. It’s a baby chameleon! Want to hold him?

I think you know the answer to that question, you man

You mean you still hate reptiles?

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Yeah, that would be weird.

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That’s not what my teacher thinks.

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Yeah, and you oughta know. You taught science for like 70 years!

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Sorry. Well it’s still a long time.

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Oh, you don’t have to worry about me, Grandma. The Bible says, “In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth,” so that’s what I believe. And it make way more sense, too!

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Hey, you think it’d be okay to take him on the cruise?

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I knew you were going to say that.

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Okay. Goodbye, little buddy. Maybe our paths will cross again sometime.

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What’d you say?

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Sure. But can you walk a little slower? I’m having trouble keeping up.

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Well, I don’t think you have anything to worry about, Grams. You’re in better shape than I am!

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Much better, actually.

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Oh yeah? Well, who beat me in the 40-yard dash last week?

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And basketball the week before that…and arm wrestling the week before that!

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Good idea. So, how’d you find this place?

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Hmm. Super friendly huh? Are you sure this is the right place?

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What?

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I’m not telling him any jokes.

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Grandma, I haven’t done any magic tricks since I was six! Can we just get our tickets? You’re embarrassing me!

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Grandma!!

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Yeah, I wish I could swim right now!

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Oh…right.