Mark Twain quotes

If voting made a difference... - Mark Twain

If voting made a difference they wouldn't let us do it. - Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people... - Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

Always obey your parents when... - Mark Twain

Always obey your parents when they are present. - Mark Twain

There is no sadder thing than a young pessimist... - Mark Twain

There is no sadder thing than a young pessimist, except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Be good and you will be... - Mark Twain

Be good and you will be lonesome. - Mark Twain

If books are not good company... - Mark Twain

If books are not good company, where will I find it? - Mark Twain

A full belly is little worth where... - Mark Twain

A full belly is little worth where the mind is starved. - Mark Twain

To eat is human... - Mark Twain

To eat is human... To digest, divine. - Mark Twain

Nothing so needs reforming as... - Mark Twain

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. - Mark Twain

The man with a new idea is... - Mark Twain

The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of... - Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of all evil. - Mark Twain

Architects cannot... - Mark Twain

Architects cannot teach nature anything. - Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without... - Mark Twain

A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. - Mark Twain

All good things arrive unto them... - Mark Twain

All good things arrive unto them who wait and and don't die in the meantime. - Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to... - Mark Twain

Travel is fatal to prejudice. - Mark Twain

If you tell truth you don't have to... - Mark Twain

If you tell truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to... - Mark Twain

This is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus. - Mark Twain

Always respect your superiors... - Mark Twain

Always respect your superiors, if you have any. - Mark Twain