Rogues Gallery lines- Epilogue

This is not good.

O'Keeffe, what are you still doing here?

We sort of have a….problem.

What do you mean a problem? What happened here??

I…don't know

What do you mean you don't know? It looks like 50 deranged baboons rampaged through here and destroyed a priceless work of art on your watch!

Well, your watch. I just got here.

No, my shift's just starting.

You're this morning. I'm this afternoon.

I thought you were morning!

Nope.

So.. nobody was here guarding the gallery?

uh-oh

Ok. Did you see anything weird when you locked up?

Maybe the automatic locks didn't come on.

O'Keefee. This building does not have automatic locks. What did you think your keys were for?

…..was bound to occur with an antiquated lock and key situation.

It's not human error. It's your error

In a way, we all left the door open!

"We all" are going to be held responsible for what happened. Cardboard boxes is the crown jewel of this gallery! How are you so calm?

Can’t we just go get some other cardboard boxes?

Read the brochure, genius. "Cardboard Boxes is the newest masterpiece by GodfreyNameless. The art world's favorite bad boy spent three years and five million dollars creatingexact replicas of cardboard boxes in a brilliant commentary." Do YOU have five million dollars?

I don't think so.

Then we had better come up with an EXTREMELY good explanation for this! Hello… Oh, hi, sir… Yes… Okay… An hour?!… Okay… No, everything is fine here… Yup… No problems here at all… Okay, we'll let you in… Bye…

Oh good, everything is fine?

No, i was lying

You shouldn’t lie. You're going to get in trouble.

You want trouble? In about an hour, Godfrey Nameless is coming here.

But Hopper. That's not good.

Yes, I know. And he's bringing the most important art critic in the entire city for a private viewing. We need to get our story straight as to what happened. So what happened?

barrel of monkeys theory, for one.

The what?

Or a troop. Either is acceptable.

Are you really trying to educate me about the animal kingdom right now?

I watch a lot of nature documentaries

What you were supposed to be watching was this room.

I think YOU were supposed to be watching

—Just, please stop talking. All right, well lucky for you, while you were watching flamingos or whatever, I was watching crime procedurals. What would a cool detective do? …They'd review the security footage! What do you think about that?! Well, what do you think?

You told me to stop talking.

Ugh, just come on. Before Godfrey and the critic show up, we're gonna watch this footage, we're gonna find out what happened, and then we're going to come up with an extremely good excuse. When is the last time you remember seeing the boxes before they were destroyed?

Uh, well, definitely last night before I left.

Okay, we'll start there. I'll pull it up now. Okay, here we are, Rogues' Gallery at midnight. Cardboard Boxes by Godfrey Nameless looks like it's supposed to look. Let's fast-forward and see who comes in.

Right there. It looks like somebody's there!

Okay, let's see what happened.