RIDE THE CYCLONE: RICKY LINES

#4B MISCHA’s CATCHPHRASE UNDERSCORE

MISCHA: That was emasculating

Story of my life brother.

#4B MISCHA’s CATCHPHRASE UNDERSCORE

CONSTANCE: Oh my god Ricky! You can talk!

That’s nothing… watch this…

#4C RICKY’S CATCHPHRASE UNDERSCORE

Town dreamer. Catchphrase:

Level up!

#7A JANE SUPER HURTS

OCEAN: Ricky, I love you Lil’ Sweetie!

Don’t call me Lil’ Sweetie.

#7A JANE SUPER HURTS

OCEAN: I got you into the choir… even thought you couldn’t talk. I mean, you got to play the tambourine.

No one gets to play the tambourine. They’re always made to. No one’s going home with the tambourine guy.

#10 NOEL’S LAMENT

NOEL: DYING IN AN ALLEY, A PRIEST KNEELS DOWN TO ME

My child, do you have any final words to the lord you’d like to say?

#10 NOEL’S LAMENT

MISCHA: Ricky! You play squeeze keys mad wicked awesome.

Heightened abilities. I can play the accordion now.

Level up!

#14 TALIA

MISCHA: …whatever the hell that dude’s name is…

I don’t think people could handle what I have to say.

#14 TALIA

CONSTANCE: Just go ahead. It’s fine.

Okay…

I guess you could say I’m pretty sexy on another planet. Lo, I’m the prophet from the Zolarian Starcluster, supreme of those beings that evolved from cats. There are seven suns on the planet Zolar, so the gravitational pull makes everything harder, longer, wider…

…wetter.

#14 TALIA

OCEAN: WHO even are you right now?!

I’m telling you, Monkey Love Drop

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

RICKY: …TO SAVE THE ZOLARIAN RACE!

It’s true. Listen…

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

OCEAN: And there’s one more thing… won’t you please help save our galaxy!

…sure?

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

RICKY: I’M JUST A SWINGIN’ SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN! (first time)

Let’s daaance, kitties!

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

GIRLS & RICKY (O.S.): MEOW, MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW

It gets weird now.

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

KIDS: MEOW-OW-OW, MEOW-OW-OW (first time)

Oh my goodness, what have I gotten myself into?!

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

KIDS: MEOW-OW-OW, MEOW-OW-OW (second time)

I mean, I’m a lover not a fighter… I thought I told them…

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

RICKY: I’M JUST A SWINGIN’ SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN! (second time)

And so I told them…

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

RICKY: …LET ME BE, LET ME BE LET ME BE

And they listened. And they heard my message. For I was singing notes that only cats or cat people could hear. A G-sharp, 5 octaves above middle C.
Incredible. Peace was restored. I guess that’s what happens

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

MISCHA: Dude, you are so awesome in the afterlife!

I’m the same person I always was, it’s just no one ever listened to me on earth.

MISCHA: We’ll listen to you now, Space Jesus.

I guess all I have to say is this: if sacred places are spared the ravages of war… then make all places sacred. And if the holy people are to be kept harmless from war… then make all people holy.

#15 SPACE AGE BACHELOR MAN

NOEL: …did you write that?

No, it was the Silver Surfer.

#17 THE NEW BIRTHDAY SONG

JANE: How do we know it’s my birthday?

…How do we know it’s not your birthday?

#17 THE NEW BIRTHDAY SONG

JANE: People have names on pretend birthdays, too.

You could call yourself Savannah…

#17 THE NEW BIRTHDAY SONG

JANE: What’s a Savannah?

Savannah is a special name I was saving up, but you can have it. ‘Cause everything I’ve been saving has to go. It’s a fire sale in my brain, and everything must go, by
m-m-m-midnight.

JANE: I like Savannah.

You can have her.

Can Savannah have the greenest eyes?

Yes.

#17A CONSTANCE’S BUMPER

KARNAK: …When the children of St. Cassian signed Constance’s yearbook, they wrote things like…

Wow, you seemed so nice…