Interviews

Interview one part I

Interview for Hiner

Born June 16th 1989

Likes awkward women, retarded bitches, Abella danger deepthroat competition video 

Macy meadows sepsis porn, Asian male white female couples

Dislikes people who have more than a million dollars (bc it should be me), people who have trust funds, krispy crème girls, and the CCP 

Interview one part II

I'm runnin' and I'm runnin', yeah 

Uh, my mama slime, my sister slime, my brother slime

My daddy slime, yeah, he slime 

Ayy, now how you wanna do it? 

I'm in here 

Ayy, 4KTrey, you know, free D-Dawg, nigga

I'm on that same shit, nobody safe, look 

Let's go

Interview one part III

I’d fuck underage Millie Bobby brown she used to be so hot when she was a kid - Logan beaver 

There’s about a 40% chance I cheat on my gf tmr - Dorian 

I would cheat on my girlfriend - Dorian 

I would for sure crack an Indian girl, bc they assimilate well into American culture - Blake 

People most likely to bomb something, Jamie, Khalil, mustafa, khar, Noah, and Josh 

Zionist in the frat Mac jawfroy, Blake brodish, Maxwell lopiccolo, Hudson meyers, Logan Beaumont

Best crack I’ve smoked: on accident at a house party lastt year, on accident in a car when I got stuck on a mountain, when Caden gave me a hit of it last night 

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Interview two part one

Caden Coghill 

I'm tired of motherfuckers in school tellin' me, always in the barbershop

"Lambda Chi ain't 'bout this, Lambda Chi ain't 'bout that"

My boy a BD, on fuckin' Lamron and them

they say them niggas don't be puttin' in no work

Shut the fuck up, y'all niggas ain't know shit

All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about

"Lambda Chi ain't no hitter, Lambda Chi ain't this, Lambda Chi a fake"

Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with them niggas

Y'all know them niggas got caught with a ratchet

Shootin' at the police and shit

Niggas been on probation since, fuckin', I don't know when

Motherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' them like that

Them niggas savages out there

If I catch another motherfucker talkin' sweet about Lambda Chi

I'm fuckin' beatin' they ass

I'm not fuckin' playin' no more

Know them niggas roll with Lil Reese and them

interview two part two

Most Broken jumpers in the Brotherhood:
1: Hudson from tre ball 

2: Dorian when he puts his finger in his butt 

3: Jake Crosswell when his shoes are untied 

4: Dorian when he takes his finger out of his butt

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Interview three part I

asamalamaykum pussyfart XIV

location: 6 inches deep inside of grant’s girlfriend 

Interview three part II

Lion Eating Poet in the Stone Den:

Shíshì shī shì shǐ shì, shì shǐ, shī shì, shì shí shí shī. Shī sì shì shī. Shǐ shì shè sì, shì shī shì, shǐ shī shì shí shī shī, shì shí shí, shǐ shí shìshì. Shǐ shǐ shì shì shì shì, shì shī shì. Shì shì shì shì.

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Creed one

We believe in Lambda Chi Alpha, and its traditions, principles and ideals. The crescent is our symbol; pure, high ever growing, and the cross is our guide; denoting service, sacrifice, and even suffering and humiliation before the world, bravely endured if need be, in following that ideal.

creed two

May we have faith in Lambda Chi Alpha and passion for its welfare. May we have hope for the future of Lambda Chi Alpha and strength to fight for its teachings. May we have pure hearts, that we may approach the ideal of perfect brotherly love.