Descendants Chad Lines

MAL: ...Are we supposed to clap?

CHAD: ...Are we supposed to care?

JAY: Wow, good start. Wanna fight?

CHAD: Sure!

FG: Ohhh, that was a long time ago. And yes- it is possible to cast spells here-

CHAD: 'Cause we're better than you.

MAURICE: Can anyone here tell me the atomic weight of silver? How 'bout-Chad.

CHAD: Uh...five?

EVIE: That'd be: 106.905 times 0.52 plus 108.905 times .48, which would give us... 107.9 AMU.

CHAD: ...Huh.

JAY: Ya never do, dude. It's your thing.

CHAD: Hey, Evil! You stole my laptop out of my bag!

JAY: Wow, that's quite an accusation.

CHAD: You know, here in Auradon we have a place for common thieves like you- it's called jail.

CARLOS: COME ON, CARLOS, NOW DON'T WIMP OUT

CHAD: Get him!

CARLOS: ...What?

CHAD: What??

EVIE: Oh. hey. Didn't see you there.

CHAD: Everybody at home as pretty as you?

EVIE: My mother says I'm the fairest of them all. So... how many rooms in your castle?

CHAD: ...Too many to count.

(Evie leans in)

You really nailed that chemistry problem today. All the smart kids are gonna be in love you.

EVIE: Smart?? I'm not smart! I hate smart. I have a mirror for that. See? If I ask it something, it just tells me!

CHAD: Whoa, no way (speaking into it, loudly) Where's my cell phone?

EVIE: It won't work for you, silly.

CHAD: No big. My dad'll give me a new one.

EVIE: Wow. Prince Charming. In the flesh.

CHAD: I'd love to stay and hang, but I'm swamped. Unless... if you knocked out all my homework with that cool mirror of yours... then maybe we could get together sometimes, and ya know... hang. Cool. Thanks, babe.

AUDREY: Chad's my boyfriend now! And I'm going to the coronation with him. So, I don't need your pity date.

CHAD: Cool!

BEAST: He must be nervous for his big day.

CHAD: It's not just Ben! The whole school is going nuts. And it's all because of those Evils.

AUDREY: Who needs Ben anyway? We have a king and queen right here.

CHAD: Yeah! Wait, who?

AUDREY: You and me, dummy! And I say we declare war on those Evils.

CHAD: Yeah! War! Love it.

AUDREY: They don't belong here.

CHAD: Yeah!

AUDREY: But to get rid of them, we'll need more than "unfounded accusations."

CHAD: Now that ya mention it, I do have a little dirt on one of' em. Magic is still illegal 'round here, right?

MAURICE: At least someone honors the honor code. Thank you, Chad.

CHAD: I felt it was my duty. Heh. Doody.

AUDREY: Magic! Ha!!! Ilegal. Expel.

CHAD: Expel!!!

AUDREY: And where's your little girlfriend? Skipping school again? That's two days in a row. If it were any other student, you know what that would mean?

AUDREY, CHAD: Expel!

EVIE: Mal, where are you?!

CHAD: Yeah, you better run!

AUDREY: And you better watch your backs!

CHAD: 'Cause we're watching them also.