Marine Vert Diversity of Fishes labs 2 and 3

you can’t let someone miss the macro spot on the cetrar of the fish

Lepomis macrochirus

Order Centrarchiformes

Family Centrarchidae

U see no stoners in argentina

Eucinostomus argenteus

Order Perciformes

Family Gerreidae

If you’re stoned you see a lot of colors darting around. (coastal darter)

Etheostoma colorosum

Order Perciformes

Family Percidae

This fish is delectable and looks like mr. tatum, though the family will make you ran

Diplectrum bivittatum

Order Perciformes

Family Serranidae

Hae, if your’re prissy you’ll mull over crying from the snapper

Orthopristis chrysoptera

Order Perciformes

Family Haemulidae

You don’t want to let a leaf go up your anus if you’re camping

Lutjanus campechanus

Order Perciformes

Family Lutjanidae

stings like a scorpion family

Pterois spp.

Order Perciformes

Family Scorpaenidae

robins have a red nose when they’re doing trig

Prionotus rubio

Order Perciformes

Family Triglidae

Lagodon rhomboides

Order Perciformes

Family Sparidae

A prius can’t drive around an arena even if a bigeye is watching

Priacanthus arenatus

Order Priacanthiformes

Family Priacanthidae

Chilomycterus schoepfii

Order Tetradontiformes

Family Diodontidae

Puffers could poke a sphere in a Nephilim because they have four teeth

Sphoeroides nephelus

Order Tetradontiformes

Family Tetraodontidae

Stephen the filefish likes history

Stephanolepis hispida

Order Tetraodontiformes

Family Monacanthidae

Way to remember: The triggerfish has ballistics so good it’ll knock your cap off

Balistes capriscus

Order Tetraodontiformes

Family Balistidae

The cowfish acant grow quads because he eats so much corn

Acanthostracion quadricornis

Order Tetraodontiformes

Family Ostraciidae

Unidentified Surgeonfish

Order Acanthuriformes

Family Acanthurdiae

Chaedon striatus

Order Acanthuriformes

Family Chaetodontidae

The centro of the lemonpeel angel fish has flavor that acant run away from like a pomb

Centropyge flavissima

Order Acanthuriformes

Family Pomacanthidae

Histrio histrio

Order Lophiiformes

Family Antennariidae

Og coc cephalic on that cube-shaped frong

Ogcocephalus cubifrons

Order Lophiiformes

Family Ogococephalidae

This fish is notorious for fun, ordering silly things

Noturus funebris

Order Siluriformes

Family Ictaluridae

Salmo trutta

Order Salmoniformes

Family Salmonidae

Esox niger

Order Esociformes

Family Esocidae

Argyropelecus sladeni

Order Stomiiformes

Family Sternoptychidae

Synd over dus feet pics,

Synodus foetens

Order Aulopiformes

Family Synodontidae

I would die fo dis ratatoullie

Diaphus rafenesquii

Order Myctophiformes

Family Myctophidae

• 3 dorsal fins

Way to remember: Cod have GAD (generalized anxiety disorder) because they were fished to a micro population

Microgadus tomcod

Order Gadiformes

Family Gadidae

Microgobius gulosus

Order Gobiiformes

Family Gobiidae

Mugil cephalus

Order Mugiliformes

Family Mugilidae

Menidia beryllina

Order Atheriniformes

Family Atherinopsidae

Flying fish jump in the air with a pogo and are cyan-colored when alive.

Cheilopogon cyanopterus

Order Beloniformes

Family Exocoetidae

Strongylura marina

Order Beloniformes

Family Belonidae

They have an affinity for Poe in a cyprus

Gambusia affinis

Order Cyprinodontiformes

Family Poecilidae

remora is echen (aching) to get in your crates for the carnage

Echeneis naucrates

Order Carangiformes

Family Echeneidae

Florida Pompano are fast so they run track to the carolinas to get the carnage

Trachinotus carolinus

Order Carangiformes

Family Carangidae

They pseudo have plural necks, just like Americans have double chins

Pseudopleuronectes americanus

Order Pleuronectiformes

Family Pleuronectidae

They’re benthic so they always lick the floor, which gives them a good gut

Paralichthys albigutta

Order Pleuronectiformes

Family Paralichthyidae

Hippocampus erectus

Order Sygnathiformes

Family Sygnathidae

Sygnathus scovelli

Order Sygnathiformes

Family Sygnathidae

he’s going to make you a scone and mac n cheese

Scomberomus maculatus

Order Scombriformes

Family Scombridae

it’s so pompous it plays tricks on the salt

Pomatomus saltatrix

Order scombriformes

Family Pomatomidae