Week 3- Martin Luther King Jr. Day

guess I’ll just have to SKINNY DIP

god I hope we win

we have to beat them

Miami

they went to Epcot with like discounted tickets

it’s so unfair

all-district tournament was like SO CLOSE

I know

and he has like a fully stocked bar

sorry

it’s ok

have you heard about diedinhouse.com?

what

you pay them and they tell you if anyone has died in your home

how do you find this stuff
that is so scary

just the internet

but you would have to search for something like that
why would you search for

or on facebook or something I don’t know

so creepy

what is?

OMIGOSH
omigosh
omigosh you scared me

I don’t know he won’t tell me his name

Oh
My
Gosh

it’ll be crazy kay?

kay

WAIT

so some guy died in your yurt and he like haunts it?

perhaps

omigosh you guys I am so scared

yurts don’t have windows

or like
a door
do you have a door?

of course she has a door how else would she get inside the yurt

I don’t know

I do not know

…with a spoon?

“with a spoon”

“how else? with a spoon”

cause cause yogurt you know

“with a spoon”

oh man sorry

whoo

phew

spoon

that was interesting

what was that?

so weird
but so good at that

you guys she sounds exactly like

oh my gosh

“I live in a yogurt…it’s catchy”

can I just say
I just don’t get what the big deal is about like self-knowledge

…what?

like
what’s the big deal

there are so many other things to know about

why waste time knowing about yourself

…where is this coming from?

oh

I went over to Chris’s house

and he was like

all moody and talking about self-knowledge

in like a scary way

yeah

I don’t know

he like made dun of my calf muscles

and tried to stick his hand down my shirt

cool

not really

let’s do the spiderweb

yay

ooh I love the spiderweb

Santa Barbra? you didn’t tell me that

but the showcase tournament isn’t until next week

is that even legal? like NCAA approved legal

have you guys emailed coaches yet?

I get so nervous I never know hoe to start it

um “dear coach”

yeah but like I don’t know

it just makes me nervous

what if there’s like a spelling error or I say the wrong thing

or like the wrong tone?

oh uh dunno guess coach told me
coach?

yep

wait you mean like Coach Neil?

like Neil Neil?

the creep who asked us to scrimmage in our sports bra?

ew

still a fucking rip-off

Tony would never do this to boys U17 indoor

I can’t believe they got Coach Mikhail

I thought Czech Republic

he is so scary

I think he’s sorta sexy

he’s like 45!!

so’s Jude Law

so’s my dad

no I don’t fucking know

wow you are such a feminist

I just can’t believe that Neil is in the Army

really?

he’s National Guard

remember his stupid story about the humvee

oh yeah didn’t he like go to Iraq?

guys what if Neil did like Abu Ghraib

Abu what?

oh come on you know about Abu Ghraib

um no

those pictures of the guys with bags over their head like naked standing on boxes

ugh

the like female guards would like would like you know

like what

like take off their shirts and you know

ew with the terrorists

oh yeah how would you know?

I miss Coach Patrick

yeah

I know

I love Coach Patrick

for him or for his mom

it’s so amazing he loved home

yeah like stage 4 right

I hope he’s back by March

I do now want Coach Creep for travel team

you realize that means you want his mom to croak

what?

would you rather have Coach Patrick’s mom die from breast cancer OR have Neil for travel team

…um

are you heasitating?

no I mean

no

guys!

she’s just a sweet old lady with one tity!

guys come on

I just like hate Coach Neil

hate him enough to kill Coach Patrick’s mom

oh my gosh you guys

girl wants mommy to die of the big C

I DO NOT!!

Take it back!!

you’re not allowed to say that!!

take it back!!

oh shit your mom I forgot I’m sorry…shit

…it’s fine

are you ok?

I’m great

already finished my paper on Rwanda

seriously? you suck

hey isn’t it almost someone’s birthday?

right! January 19th

birthstone: garnet

what?

remember? the birthstone club?

oh I’m actually just like hanging with Dan at my dad’s ski house

you’re not having a party this year?

but you always have a slumber party

yep yep

WELL

my stepmom said I could have some people over

so if anyone wants to sleep over sunday?

we can like watch a movie?

want me to bring my laptop?

omigosh

will you bring your ipad

so we can watch Game of Thrones?

with my family to like visit my cousins

oh!

the Armenians?

does anyone else have HBO GO?

we could ask Stephanie

are you inviting Stephanie?

yeah

hey I have HBO GO

cool

drumroll please- Louise

weird new girl at our school

she licked the microphone

Louise Peterson?

omigosh why

ALRIGHT

CIRCLE UP

(wait why was she hanging out with Louise)

but I want you guys to hang back play safe

yep

did you hear a scout’s coming today

yeah UC Santa Barbra

cause I don’t know about you but godamnit I want to win

let’s kick some Blue Storm booty!

that’s kick-off let’s cheer and get out there

AHHHHH!

jesus

omigosh there’s blood all over my jersey!!