Oh, wow.
It’s bright out here.
It’s bright out here
Do I just start?
Do I just start?
Hello?
Hello?
Am I going already?
Am I going already?
Uh, oh boy -- Hi, everyone!
Uh, oh boy — Hi, everyone!
Are you tired of doing housework?
Are you tired of doing housework?
Mopping the floor all by yourself?
Mopping the floor all by yourself?
With no one to talk to.
With no one to talk to.
No one who really understands that you want more than a life of waking up, going to work, doing chores, growing old, and dying… Do you feel all alone?
No one really understands that you want more than a life of waking up, going to work, doing chores, growing old, and dying… Do you feel all alone?
I know just how you feel, Meryl.
I know just how you feel, Meryl.
You do?
You do?
Why sure I do!
Why sure I do!
I get lonely when those humans mop my head across the kitchen floor all day long.
I get lonely when those humans mop my head across the kitchen floor all day long.
I wish I had someone to talk to!
I wish I had someone to talk to!
I know just how you feel, and that’s why we invented the talking mop 3000!
I know just how you feel, and that’s why we invented the talking mop 3000!
It’s more than a mop.
It’s more than a mop.
It’s a friend, right, Moppy?
It’s a friend, right, Moppy?
Ah Meryl, I feel the same way!
Ah, Meryl, I feel the same way!
Order your talking mop 3000 today!
Order your talking mop 3000 today!
The end!