wedding singer linda act2 scene17

Julia - oh hi is Robbie here?

Linda - he’s indisposed right now… shower

Julia - your Linda right?

Linda - that’s right, Robbie’s fiancé

Julia - oh so you two…

Linda - Yeah, I tried dating around but Robbie and I have what you’d call a connection. It’s like we were never apart.

Julia - Oh great

Linda - can I leave a message for Robbie or something?

Julia - yes, can you tell him that Julia stopped by… Actually never mind…don’t tell him anything.

Linda - suit yourself Jennifer!

Robbie - oh man… it feels like Mr. Belvedere sat on my skull

Linda - looky looky - Mr. sleepyhead woke up

Robbie - Linda, what are you doing here?

Linda - you passed out and I took care of you

Robbie - why’d you take care of me?

Linda - I told you last night. I made a mistake. and now I’m back. I can learn to deal with you just being a wedding singer not a rockstar

Robbie - you can learn to deal with that? I don’t want you to learn to deal with that. That’s not how it works.

Linda - Robbie, maybe we should talk about this when you’re feeling better

Robbie - look, I’m never gonna want to talk about this now get out of my Van Halen shirt before you jinx the band and they break up

Linda - oh, ok. so you’re still pissed about the wedding thing?

Sammy - holy crap. Linda you look great!

Linda - really?