Orange is the new Glass, Cinderella 28-End Script

If there’s a story out there, Mother Goose is gonna be the one to tell it!

You said you knew where we were going!

Huh. That does look the same.

Goldie, you led us in a complete circle!

We’re not lost! We are just..misplaced.

(Annoyed:) Goldie..

Sure Barb. (CINDERELLA pulls a gigantic lollipop out of her orange jumpsuit and hands it to BARBARA)

Wait, where’s Rapunzel?

It feels so good to be outdoors! I’m rethinking the direction of my whole album! I’m thinking country-western.

Where did she get a guitar?

There’s no road—

How’d we miss that?!

Follow the yellow brick road?

Follow the yellow brick—

Lions and tigers and bears

Oh my!

I’m her families attorney.

Good to see you again, Mr. Bell

(MR. BELL gasps)

Don’t mind her, she doesn’t get out much.

I almost married Herb.

Herb?!

(The clicking sound of a phone taking a picture. The group whirls around to see RAPUNZEL taking selfies)

What are you doing?

Hashtag Let Down Your Long Hair

Did you already post it?

Yeah! 30 likes so far! (CINDERELLA grabs RAPUNZEL’s phone)

Rapunzel, we broke out of jail and people are looking for us! Why would you upload a picture that shows where you are?!

My fans aren’t going to tell anyone!

You’re a moron!

You know, your words can hurt, Cinderella

I don’t want to go back to jail! I don’t want people to follow us! I don’t want to be on the cover of any more newspapers!

I don’t care much for your tone, little lady

You give us those cameras!

How did you do that, Barb?

You said you only dabbled in magic!

Now lets go see the Wizad.

Are you sure?

(GOLDIE, RAPUNZEL, CINDERELLA, and BARBARA follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City.)

Wow!

Call me when Herb builds an end table outta Marshmallow Peeps. Then we’ll talk

Do you think he can really help us escape the kingdom?

Can I quote you on that?

Mother Goose?!

Cool!

No way!

As long as we can tell it in 22 minutes with commercial breaks

What’s in it for us?

You haven’t done a single interview and people keep putting words in your mouth

Yeah, mostly guests on your show!

I’ll cover for you!

Why would you do that for us?

Thanks for helping us out Mother Goose

That said, we don’t need any help from you

Cinderella, can you be nice?

Says a felon

The things that come out of your mouth are just—

True! I didn’t say anything that wasn’t true. We can’t rely on some cheesy TV journalist!

It’s not what you’re saying, it’s how you say it—

What does that even mean?

Can’t we all just get along?

No!

Okay, fine, but can we atleast do what we came here to do? We’re wasting time.

THAT IS…actually a good point

Thank you

(to MOTHER GOOSE:) If you’ll excuse us, we’ve got a Wizard to see.

Who goes there?

Cinderella. And then some.

Do you have an appointment?

No. But we’re here to see the Wizard.

He didn’t let you waltz into the Wizards offic uninvited? How rude!

Oh, like you could do any better? What do you have that I don’t?

How do we solve this, Cinderella?

I don’t know! We’re never gping to get out of here.

Where did you even want to go?

I…I’m not sure. I just thought if I got out of my stepmother’s house, things would get better. And then if I got out of the palace, things would get better. And if I got out of prison, things would get better. I thought the wizards would help us..

Run away from your problems?

No! Well…Yeah, I guess

So what do you want to do instead?

I just want to quit. I’ll go back to the kingdom, apologize to Prince Charming, and..sit on the throne

You lived through so much, and now you want to just quit?

What other options do we have?

Did you really leave your tower just to get trapped again?

This isn’t the same, Rapunzel

We’ve gotten this far!

But how? We’re felons.

Because strictly off the record, I want to crush the prince just as much as you do

Sure, but am I really prepared to stand up to the Prince on live TV?

Nobody in this kingdom is better at cleaning up messes than you

I have an idea

(Appalled:) How sweet (CINDERELLA enters. Shh e is now dressed in a business suit. RAPUNZEL, BARBARA, and GOLDIE follow her, looking equally sharp, RAPUNZEL has ditched the cowgirl hat and is going for regal, pink Jackie O ensemble.)

Stop right there! Stop everything!

What are you doing here? Guards!

No, stop! Let me say what I came here to say. Everybody watching at home, look at me. Look up from your cell phones, your laptops. Look at the world around you! Your prince is too busy appearing on a dating show to pay attention to the kingdom.

Hey!

It’s tru! Viewers at home, I ask you; how can a prince who had never worked a day in his life understand your struggles?

Hush, son, this is good TV.

But the Prince is the least of our problems! The Wizard has abandoned the Emerald City. You elected him, and he’s given us nothing but a trail of broken promises on the yellow brick road! Our Prince and our wizard have failed us. But maybe we don’t need a Prince or a Wizard.