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Severely Impaired
Slow-thinking, incompetent, feeble, incoherent, inarticulate, senile
Despondent
Depressed, sad, hopeless, afraid, neglected, lonely
Shrew/Curmudgeon
Complaining, ill tempered, prejudiced, demanding, inflexible, selfish, jealous, stubborn, nosy
Recluse
Quiet, timid, naïve
Golden Ager
Alert, active, sociable, independent, well-informed, productive, capable, happy, healthy, sexual
Perfect Grandparent
Interesting, kind, loving, family-oriented, generous, supportive, trustworthy, intelligent, wise
John Wayne Conservative
Patriotic, religious, nostalgic, reminiscent, retired, conservative, determined, proud