Spring Play Lines

stage crew play and ginisi golf

j: audience’s hearts

You shouldn’t worry so much Juliet, it is a fine play, and you my dear are a fine actor

j: lines!

well, SOME people can remember their lines

what was that?

Uhh, nothing dear!

j: you fool

Nonetheless, what else is there to do? The play is tomorrow and we mustn’t postpone the performance

j: well I have an idea

What? What idea?

certain castle..

You don’t mean-

certain wizard..

But surely not-

certain wishes…

But we mustn’t

j: pesky wizard

Ummm Juliet.. I don’t think this is a good idea

j: now anyway

..Juliet

while he sleeps

Juliet I really think

his spells anyway

I really think you should look…

j: right Romeo?

*whimpering on ground*

j: right Romeo??

ummm yes, I mean yes sir, I mean

j: something like that

a wish you could say

w: a wish?

yes a wish!

w: think I am?

ummm..

w: pop out of a lamp

no! no!

w: your friend must apologize

I apolo-*faint*

j: hey snap out of it

HUH where am I?

j: until the play starts

what?? five minutes????

j: that just great?

Oh no…

j: on my counsel?

By a name I know not how to tell thee who I am. My name, dear saint, is hateful to myself. Because it is an enemy to thee. Had I it written, I would

curtains close and open

Neither fair maid, if either thee dislike

j: kidding me (chaos with people stumbling)

With love’s light wings did I o'er perch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. With what love can do that dares love attempt

goofy sound effect

What the..

j: ruin my show

But it’s our show..

j: what does that even mean

Hey look I’m sure we can calm down. I’ll do my next line see? Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye than twenty of their swords. Look thou but sweet, and I- (get hit)

j: terrible terrible curse

Oh but Juliet, don’t you hear it?

j: nothing but despair

The laughter Juliet, the laughter

j: …entertained

Yes Juliet, yes they are

j: wha?

They are laughing because of us Juliet (laugh after her)

g: fix everything

I wonder when they will reopen that spiritual shop… They had the best cookies! Dude are you okay? I didn’t see you there. You’re usually like three billion times more visible

g: I can’t golf anymore

What? But you’re the best golfer in the world right now? How could you give up golfing?

g: what happened.

Uh Oh.. Maybe we could visit the mystic Thayer. He’s usually who I go to when I have issues

g: lost his sanity

..Cause he’s funny, duh! Same reason I started talking to you… Don’t know if that’s true anymore, though. You’ve gotten a little bland since you became famous

g: ever in the world

So are we going to go meet my buddy? I usually get lunch with him at that witchy shop down the block but they closed down for some reason. It’s so annoying they closed. Now, we’ll have to figure something new out. I hope the mystic Thayer lets me pick cause I have a feeling he won’t bring me somewhere yummy; he’ll find something to match his personality- eccentric

g: meet him

at his house, where else? He has his supplies there to guide us in the right direction anyway

what do you mean?

You’ll see when we get there. come on

t: gain powers

Huh?

t: okay, so-

What’s going on?

t: win the battle

Curse? Enchanted club? What’s happening at the end of the month?

t: destroy our world

Your frog said all that?

t: nails fell off

Huh?

g: door or..

What else are you supposed to do?

g: asked for help

First time for everything

p: why are you here?

I’m not entirely sure. I’m Mr. McGrath, nice to meet ya. I’m pretty sure it was something about a enchanted club or something

p: made for you two

No like a golf club I think

p: than you realize

Can’t you use a different club?

g: do anything you ask

Woah man, Don’t rope me into this…. I will also do anything that will lead to my buddy here getting that club. Even if I don’t know what it is

g: get it done

Welll…

p: salt and pepper

You’re in luck! Mr GInisi has those in his pockets. He always says that if he’s gonna eat food it should at least taste good. Right? You have salt and pepper packets in your shorts right?

p: both back here

Seems easy enough!

g: see you soon

Rock on dude!

g: other jar

Not my fault you bumped into my arm. It’s all your fault dude

g: go back

All that running for you to steal the glory.. Ugh, whateva! Let’s go. I want to go to sleep already

p: just don’t

I bet you’re hiding a clone in there! Or what really is in Area 51. You probably stole it

p: getting to me

Why can’t I know what’s happening? Don’t you trust me?

g: just that

Huh?

g: so mad at me

What did you do?

g: find other investors

Don’t tell me… The place with the good cookies?? Is that why you were being so weird, dude?

g: maybe

After the battle you need to fix this. Their cookies are of great value

(scene start with golf)

Do you think you’re ready?

riordan walks on with crew

Welp, you gotta be ready whether you want to or not. Your competition and his fan club are here, hehe.. Wait those are the people that run the spirit shop with the cookies.. And that’s mystic Thayer and Todd! Why aren’t they on your side? You’re so much cooler

g: not you too

Hey! Don’t be like that. This is your chance to fix the whole cookie thing

g: i’m sorry

Wait, why did you even stop being friends in the first place

g: shouldn’t have

Does this mean my favorite spooky cookie place will open back up?

e: have the list?

Yes I got it. We have the fairy dust, ogre’s breath, and dragon teeth right?

e: have an idea

Tell us what it is before we get bored out of our minds

l: creative stories instead

Oh I like that idea! Erin, would you like to go first?

c: do in the meantme

Perhaps we can discuss our wonderful friendship. Today does mark our anniversary after all of becoming friends

e: at least 500

I agree, it seems our time together has been much longer than it really has been. But it only shows how much we all mean to each other

l: those days greatly

Those were great shows. I especially loved when we were all cast as four best friends telling stories to each other

lily leaves the stage

That would be wonderful. We should rehearse for a performance to do on the big stage once more

e: what show

I’m not sure. Does anyone else have any?

a: last time we did it

What happened exactly with that

after show

Why did you have to remind me of that dreadful day

a: juliet

…No

e: to perform

I’m not to sure

l: work out well

What would that be?

lily leaves again

Well I guess that just leaves me. I’ll stay here by the pot and make sure nothing burns. You all, audience, come back here in a bit and we’ll continue again. We’ll be gone for 15 minutes

after intermission

It seems like we’ve done what we needed to do. Now, you three come back here!

c: laying around

I have a better idea! May I share a story of my own? It is full of puzzles and adventure!

l: we need to wait

How much longer is a wee bit?

l: from moi

How about we give another person the stage for a bit. There was already that great description of Romeo and Juliet

e: comparison to now

Plus we can show off our fabulous outfits

e: we all had

And the stew is finally done

l: is complete

Perfect timing, the stars are just about to align perfectly

c: question

Yes?

e: quite useful

Finally a good night’s rest

c: we can tell

May this magic be powerful and bright

e: enact it tonight

That should do just the trick then! Shall we test it out? It seems the sun will be rising shortly