she kills monsters auditions

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My memories? My memories are shit.Do you want to know what my memories of Tilly are? They're of this

little nerdy girl who I never talked to, who I ignored, who I didn't understand because she didn't live in the

same world as I did. Her world was filled with evil jello molds and lesbian demon queens and slacker Gods

while mine...had George Michaels and leg-warmers. I didn't get her. I assumed I would one day - that she'd

grow out of all this, - that I'd be able to sit around and ask her about normal things like clothes and tv shows

and boys...and as it turns out, I didn't even know she didn't even like boys until my DM told me so. I didn't

know her, Vera. That breaks my heart. I remember her as a baby, I remember her as this little toddler I loved

picking up and holding, but I don't remember her as a teen at all. I'll never get the chance to remember her

as an adult. And now all I have left is this stupid piece of paper and this stupid made-up adventure about

killing a stupid made-up dragon

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Convicted murderers. Lock them away ... with puppies! I can engineer a lifelike robo-puppy.

Fill a room with my puppies. Put a gang banger in there. My puppies will pounce, licking, nuzzling,

targeting ticklish spots. They can't kill my puppies. My puppies are indestructible.

Imagine a gang banger. At sentencing, today judge says: "We're putting you in a cell with more gang

bangers!" But what if judge could say “Put him in the Puppy Room!” At first the gang banger might say

“No, please, no, no … not the Puppy Room!” But over time trapped with unkillable furry cuteness their

gang bangy ways will be overpowered by LOVE! I have a dream of invincible robo-puppies. Lend me

your support and together we will lift humanity out of the darkness - with puppies!

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