bacholerette lines

(she comes in)

i feel so much better

good

i really feel good now

good

mhmmmm

i’m gonna smoke more ok?

ok

i just…don’t want you to think i’m weird

nooooooo

… it looks wierd when someone smokes by themselves

i don’t think you’re weird

i’m gonna do it anyway. i don’t know why i felt the need to point out how weird it is when i was gonna do it anyway

i’ll do it with you

you probably should take it easy maybe

thank you

for what?

for…helping me

oh yeah. sure. you’re really cool

you’re cooler

no. everyone’s been there

where?

you know. it happens. you pay too much. then you puke

party too much

yeah

do you have a job?

yep

me too

let’s not talk about it

i work at a store. where they sell clothes

i hang wallpaper

that’s amazing

yeah. hey. this bowl is done. i have to pack it again

mhmmmm

i need to move my arm

i’m sorry. i’m so retarded

no. i’m sorry. i just. need to move it for a sec. then it’s all yours…. is this your hotel room?

it’s becky’s.

is she your friend or something

she’s fat

oh

do i look okay?

yes.

even though i just threw up?

yes.

do you smoke pot a lot?

yes, i do. That girl. I was telling you about. She started smoking me out when I was like…smaller than I am now.

I bet you were cute.

not really.

how old?

She was like sixteen I guess……Just like it too much… you might puke again if you do that.

I don’t think… thats any of your business.

Whatever. why do you drink so much?

Why do you smoke even if no one else is?

because , i mean I told you.

I like when I cant bring the bottle to my mouth anymore

Right

that hasnt happened yet

I just dont think you wanna puke again

i dont care

ok

i want to get to that point

where you cant lift the bottle to drink anymore?

yes

does that feel good?

its the best

I can respect that

what?

I can respect wanting that. that feeling

yeah?

sure

I just threw up on you

you think that hasn’t happened to me?

well…

One time I passed out on the toilet in my own shit

I woke up naked next to a hamburger once

awesome

I was like “I just fucked that hamburger”

I was tripping on shrooms this one time and I was convinced I was Satan. So I lit my friends couch on fire.

When things get that bad, I feel like Marilyn Monroe

I used to be obsessed with her….And maybe she had to be that crazy in order to be the perfect women, you know?

I tried to cut my wrists open with a broken bottle

Tonight?

probably a year ago

of course not tonight

im sorry

no

i dont know

non

why i said that, I just..