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soo, what do you want to do?

i don’t know. this is kind of a slumber party right? what do girls do at a slumber party?

i have literally no idea.

gosh i haven’t been to a slumber party since i was like eight.

you’ve been to one . i was so uncool when we were eight that people’s mom wanted me to stay home.

you did listen to a lot of npr

okay radio is fascinating! it’s an art form char! don’t look at me like that. it is a seriously under appreciated art form, and i personally think that if more people…

lucy. too much. too far. this is one of those times i mentioned.

national public radio is interesting!

yes i’m sure a lot of 800 year old men would agree with you.

okay that's rude.

the truth hurts babe. tell me something exciting! i’m living vicariously here.

something exciting about my life? grasping at straws there char.

come on, anything! find me a straw!

…i went on a date last week.

OOOOO!!

he’s a part time civil war reenactor.

oooohhh?

got a beard. like and looong one. they asked him to remove his gun before we entered chilli’s.

he took you to chillis?

he had a gun, charlotte! focus. gun. civil war era GUN. wore the gun. on the date.

the date where her took you to chillis.

charlotte! he’s a civil war reenactor. he wore his civil war musket on our date. there are clearly bigger issues here.

but i just think chillis is so tacky, ya know?

charlotte!!!

yes okay bad. but i mean… probably not the worst date you’ve ever been on. remember that guy in college? with the hike and the uhh shoulder?

oh. brad. yeah THAT was a doozy.

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Uh… brad… could we maybe… slow down? bra-ad?

oh uh yeah. you seem a little… tired.

no yeah. i’m good it’s just that i…i sprained my ankle a couple of miles back, and i think it’s…. is it possible for that to bleed? something is definitely bleeding.

right yeah i dunno… so you’re not really the hiking type then huh?

well… i thought i did okay up until, you know… well the hip over the stream was a little steep. oh yep there’s the blood.

yeah that’s not hanging right.

i'm sorry?!?!

looks like your shoulder is dislocated.

OH DEAR!

i can probably pop her back in for ya if you want.

or! or! you know… we could… see a doctor?

i mean we're kind of on a time crunch…

sure yes. and if it was just the shoulder, but my ankle… and wait?! why the time crunch?!?

50 cent wings start at five. i told you this. we gotta meet the guys at five.

right, wings, yeah, but i think a doctor is a good idea.

yeah i guess i could call ya and ambulance.

can’t you just drive me?!

lucy, i got wing wednesday!

yeaahhh.. that was a bad one.

definitely not a contender.

senior prom with bobby pickett was probably my best date.

right! he got you the yellow flowers! i went with mike hart that year.

yeah you stole home from gretchen judge.

she ripped my hair extensions out. i still have th scar!

your mom was so mad about those hair extensions.

not as mad as your mom was when we tried to sell marcus.

i don’t know why, nobody would have paid money for marcus.

probably because she’s a mom, worrying is in the job description.

you’re a mom. you like being a mom right?

being a mom is cool

you remember how you felt about it before you were one?

i freaked out a little..

a little?

i changed my mind.

charlotte? it’s three in the morning? what are you doing here?

i changed my mind!

where is luke?

sleeping pleasantly because he foesn’t have a bowling ball attached to his front!

okay and you’re here becauseee?

i changed my mind luce!

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