RHS - Riff Raff lines

bell rings twice

Hello.

Brad: …do you have a phone we could use?

You’re wet.

Janet: Yes. The rain has been very heavy.

Brad: Yes.

Yes. I think you’d better both come inside.

Janet: You’re too kind.

You’re too kind.

After scene three entrance

Wait here.

Brad: …I’m sure you’ve got a lot of things to do and a great evening planned.

Oh yes, you’ve arrived on a rather special night, the master is having one of his…affairs.

Columbia: All except Eddie.

SHHHHHH

Janet: Eddie? 

SHHHHHH

Magenta: The delivery boy

Columbia: His delivery wasn’t good enough

The master only wanted to help the boy better his position

Brad: That’s very commendable..

Yes. It seems like only yesterday since he went…

Magenta: To pieces

Ha ha ha

Janet: Is he…is Frank…your husband?

The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be - we are simply his…servants.

Brad: Certainly not.

Frank: Oh well…How about you?

Everything is in readiness master, we merely wait for you to give the word.

Frank: But first meet the family. Well Riff Raff what do you think?

He is a credit to my- your, genius.

top of scene eight, after toucha

Aaaggghhh! - Mercy! Master

Frank: How did it happen - I understood you were to be watching. 

I was only away for a moment, Master..

Frank: See if you can find him on the monitor. Oh Magenta. Oh Rocky. Oh Rocky. Oh Rocky.

I’ve located him in the female’s quarters, Master.

Frank: Rocky! I think I’m going to…

Faint.

Frank: How maudlin - how pathetic - Your baggage has dared to defile my beautiful creature - Oh Rocky how could you?

Master - we have a visitor.

Brad: Great Scott - Scotty - Dr. Everett Scott 

You know this earth- 

Frank: …that’s right, isn’t it Brad?

Brad: He might be - I don’t know.

The intruder is entering the building, Master.

Phantoms: Shh!

Columbia: Eddie!

Shhh!

Im going home ends

Magenta: How sentimental.

And also presumptuous of you - you see when I said ‘we’ were to return I only referred to Magenta and myself - I’m sorry however if you found my words misleading - you see you are to remain here - in spirit anyway -

Scott: Great heavens - that’s a laser. 

Yes, Dr. Scott, a laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter. 

Scott: You saw what had become of Eddie - Society must be protected.

Exactly, Dr. Scott - Now Frank-n-Furter, your time has come - say goodbye to all this - and hello to oblivion.

everyone dies

Brad: Good God.

Yes.

Janet: You’ve killed them.

Magenta: I thought you liked them - they liked you

They didn’t like me - They never liked me. You saw the way things were - the way they were going.

Scott: You did right. Oh shit. 

A decision has to be made. 

Scott: You’re ok by me.

Dr. Scott I’m sorry about your nephew.

Scott: Yes - Perhaps it’s for the best.

You should leave now, Dr. Scott. While it’s still possible. We are about to beam the entire house back to the planet of transsexual.

Magenta: In the galaxy of Transylvania

Go now.

Scott: Janet, schnell…Brad

Our noble mission is almost completed my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall return to the Moon drenched shores of our beloved planet.