Sharpay Act 2

Zeke: Hey, Sharpay. Now that Troy’s going to be in your show-

Troy Bolton is not in my show!

Zeke: oh, uhm, well, okay… I mean, did you like the cake I made for you?

No. It doesn’t go with my pants

Zeke: haha, thats funny. Anyway, like I thought maybe you’d like to come to see me play ball sometime

I’d rather suck the mucous from a dog’s nostrils ‘til his skull caves in.

Taylor: Danke Schon

Something isn’t right. The jocks and the brainiacs mingling in study hall?!?

Ryan: the jocks rules most of the school, but if they get Troy into the musical, then they’ve conquered the entire student body

And if the Brainiacs get gabriella hooked up with Troy Bolton, the science club goes from drool to cool. And Troy will be hers forever! Ryan, we need to save our show from people who don’t know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Soprano

Ryan: but how?

Darbus. I have a plan

Ryan: Luuuuuccccyyyyyy

I’ll tell Darbus that Troy and his dad want to sabotage the auditions because she gave him detention

Ryan: She’ll never believe that

She’ll believe anything I tell her because I’m the president of the Drama Club

Ryan: yeah, but the president’s not supposed to lie, Sharpay.

yeah, and the vice-president’s supposed to smile, zip it and do what I tell him to do, all right? Now come on!

boom box rehearsal

You idiot! what did I tell you about those stupid Jazz Squares?

Ryan: everybody loves a good jazz square- its a classic. and why do we always have to do what you say?

Maybe because I know what I’m doing? Just do what I tell you. I’m not taking my chances understand? that role is mine! I was born to play it!

Ryan: somebody in this room ought to chill out, sister. And it ain’t me. We’ll get the roles we want, we always do

I’m not just talking about my role in the play ryan. I’m talking about my role in like… the school. i’m not a jock, I’m not a brainiac… but you know what, I’m that star- that’s my role. And if they take it away from me, who am I?

Ryan: Well… you could just be Sharpay. that’s not so bad is it?

Are you brain- dead? No on’es going to like me if I’m just Sharpay! but on stage, I can be Juliet, I can be Annie Oakley, I can be anyone I want to be, not just dumb old Sharpay. I need something to make me fabulous Ryan. I mean, come one, they named me after a flabby dog!

Ryan: Sharpay, we’ve had the leads every year since birth……. pug or shih Tzu… or

But Troy and that… that thing!

Ryan: look maybe Tory would like you more if you were just yourself, for once

Pardon me, Dr. Phil. But what do you know? you’re just a kid

Ryan: I’m only eight minutes younger than you

Yeah, well those are eight important minutes!

Troy: Oh, sorry… I didn’t know you were in here.

Hi Troy. Did you come to ask if I’d switch partners and audition with you? The answer is yes! Ryan, you’re fired.

Troy: Uhm, no. Have you seen gabriella? I’ve really got to talk to her

Who?

Troy: Thanks, Ryan. You’re all right!

How can you stab me in the back like that, helping the enemy!?!

Ryan: I stabbed you in the back?

Well, at least you admit it. Now take it from the top, and lose those jazz squares

Zeke: yeah, cap… if singing is something you want to do, we should be boosting you up, not tearing you down.

Good luck at the big game, troy. Sorry about the callbacks Gabriella

Ms. Darbus: Old crab mug?!?

See??

Ms. Darbus: Troy… Gabriella? yooo hoooo? well, it would seem you were right Sharpay

See?

Ms. Darbus: what’s this? a full house?

As president of the drama club, I have to put my foot down. No preferential treatment- those are your words, not mine

Ryan: Ms. Darbus, Troy wasn’t trying to screw up the auditions. Sharpay lied to you because she was afraid of losing the part

Shut up!

Ms. Darbus: Is he telling the truth? Did you abuse the presidential privilege and knowingly lie to me?

I didn’t lie… I improvised… a little

Ms. Darbus: we’ll talk about this later Ms. Evans. Right now, off the stage!

But I-

Kelsi: oh, no you won’t! Pianist here, Ms. Darbus!

You really don’t want to do that

Jack Scott: really? you like it?

All right. All right already! Gabriella, congratulations.

Ryan: and?

and i’m sorry I lied to Darbus about you and Troy

Gabriella: All’s well that ends well, right?

Right… I guess I’m going to play the nurse. Unless you can’t go on, that is… so break a leg

Gabriella: thanks, Sharpay

Don’t mention it. To anyone. Ever.

Zeke: sorry you didn’t get the lead, Sharpay

Join the club.

Zeke: But i still think you’re fantastic

You do? I mean, like really?