Paternity Court (Froshmore)

ELSA: I don’t though! Would you? It cries all day and all night and I have no help at all to take care of that thing. It doesn’t even contribute to the rent. THE RENT I PAY SINCE MY SISTER KICKED ME OUT! 

OLAF: (whining and tugging on Elsa’s arm) I don’t wanna be here, I’m melting and need ice cream! 

GASTON: ughh we don’t need this whole story! I admit it! (to GENIE) I cheated on her! it was only cause she was a stuck up brat who only cared about running her kingdom! Also her sister’s lowkey prettier 

GASTON winks at ELSA and ELSA looks at him with ‘heart eyes’. ANNA looks like she’s going to cry  as some people on stage gasp and oo. OLAF looks back and runs to ANNA. 

OLAF: Auntie don’t cry! (turns to GASTON) You made her cry! You're a meanie mcmean pants! I hope you're not my dad!

JAFAR: (smiling mischievously) Well, well, well, it seems as if you were expecting me. 

GENIE: (drops gavel to the floor, jaw is also on the floor) Uh, n-no?

OLAF: (to Jafar) Oh hi! Are you Sven?

JAFAR: Well it all started back in 2020 on a warm, sunny day- (gets cut off by OLAF)

OLAF: I LOVE warm, sunny days!! And warm hugs too!! (looks up at JAFAR) Does that mean you're my real dad??? 

ELSA: ALRIGHT! That's enough outta you brat, go back to your corner and play! Mommy’s having a grownup discussion ok?

OLAF: (looks sad then perks up) Okay!

JAFAR: You know I love some good suspense, Genie. But that’s right, folks! It’s nobody! Yes, your foolish eyes aren’t deceiving you. Olaf is, well, fatherless!

OLAF: Yayayay! I’m extra special, I have no dad!

The audience erupts into cheers. Else and Anna start screaming wildly at each other. Olaf melts on the floor. 

GENIE: ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE-- never mind this is actually super fun to watch!

(GENIE pulls out popcorn again and throws on sunglasses) 

OLAF (to Elsa): Okay so now can we get ice cream?