Grease School Version - Marty Lines

Yeah, what a drag. Hey, you wanna sit here?

JAN: Jeez, I wish it was still summer. Look it’s only a quarter after twelve and I feel like I’ve been here a whole year already.

Huh. You want my coleslaw?

JAN: Yeah, Rizzo’s coming and Frenchy’s bringing that new chick.

Hey, Rizzo, over here!

JAN: I’ll see if I have room for it.

Hey, Jan, who’s that chick with Frenchy? Is she the one you were tellin’ me about?

SONNY: Shaddup!

ALL: Oh no! There is a fungus among-us.

RIZZO: Look who’s comin’. Patty Simcox, the little Lulu of Rydell High.

Oh, yeah, move over, French.

PATTY: Is there room at your table?

Who?

PATTY: Well, they announced this year’s nominees for the student council, and guess who’s up for Vice President?

Aaaaaaaahhh, shoo-oot!

PATTY: It’s a real pleasure, Sandy. We certainly are glad to have you here at Rydell.

SANDY: Thanks.

One of my diamonds fell in the macaroni.

RIZZO: Oooo. Naughty-naughty. What was that all about?

You hauled your cookies all the way to the beach for some guy?

SANDY: Well—actually, I met a boy there.

That’s a laugh!

KENICKIE: She doesn’t go to Rydell, does she?

Well, speaking of the devil!

RIZZO: Yeah, maybe we’ll drop in on the next Student Council meeting.

Not you, greaseball! Danny!

SONNY: What’d I tell ya, they’re always chasin’ me.

Hey listen, how’d you like to come over to my house tonight? It’ll be just us girls.

FRENCHY: Don’t worry about it, Sandy.

Hey, that’s pretty good.

DOODY: Sure. That’s a “C”.

Hey! Yeah, I got some big round ones made out of real mink. They’d look great on you.

JAN: Hey, Sandy, you ever wear earrings? I think they’d keep your face from lookin’ so skinny.

Hey, how about my circle pin?

FRENCHY: Hey, Marty, you got a needle around?

Hey, French…why don’t you take Sandy in the john? My old lady’d kill me if we got blood all over the rug.

FRENCHY: Hey, would ya hold still!

Jeez, it’s getting kinda chilly. I think I’ll put my robe on.

FRENCHY: Nah. I only did one. As soon as she saw the blood she went BLEUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, you like it? It’s from Japan. This guy I know sent it to me.

JAN: Hey, Marty. Wher’dja get that thing?

He’s a Marine. And a real doll too!

FRENCHY: No kiddin’!

Oh……………just a couple of months. I met him on a blind date at the roller rink…and the next thing I know, he joins up. Anyway, right off the bat he starts sendin’ me things and then today I get this kimono. Oh yeah, and look what else!

RIZZO: How long you known this guy?

Yeah, but it’s not too good. He ain’t in uniform. Oh, here it is…next to Paul Anka.

FRENCHY: Ya got a picture?

Oh, his old girlfriend was in the picture.

JAN: How come it’s ripped in half?

Oh! It’s Freddy. Freddy Strulka.

JAN: What’s this guy’s name anyway?

Naah. I think he’s Irish.

JAN: Strulka. Is that Polish?

Pretty much. Every time I get a present.

FRENCHY: Do you write him a lot, Marty?

Hey, Danny, how do I look as a college girl.

SONNY: Yeah. Yeah, like Ricky Nelson really knows you exist.

Hey, watch it! It belongs to this big jock at Holy Contrition.

DANNY: Boola-Boola

Are you serious? With those bird legs?

DANNY: Oh, yeah. Wait’ll ya see me wearin’ one of those things. I tried out for the track team today.

Gee, I don’t even know if I’ll go.

KENICKIE: Nah, I got a blind date from cross town. I hear she’s a real bombshell.

I ain’t got a date.

DANNY: Why not, Marty?

I guess not. I ain’t got a date.

VINCE: I’m Vince Fontaine. Do your folks know that I come into your room every night??? Over WAXX that is! I’m gonna judge the dance contest. Are you gonna be in it?

Man, you’re really a barrel of laughs tonight, Rizzo. What’s buggin’ you, anyway?

FRENCHY: Don’t mind her, Sandy. C’mon. Let’s go help Jan fix the food.

Ohh, would you paint my name on it?

SONNY: Hey, Marty, did I tell ya I’m gettin’ a new Impala?