Lines for Freud - Dr.Zias and Charlie

Troy McClure: What’s wrong with me?

I think you’re crazy.

Troy McClure: I want a second opinion.

You’re also lazy.

Troy McClure: Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can.

Karen: Oh I know this guy.

Business school! We went together! It’s reeeally good to see you Karen.

Karen: I have a restraining order against you Charlie…

Nope! It expired two days ago. I made extra sure actually…,

Karen: This guy tried to get me to date him by following me around from a distance with a pair of binoculars and a camping outfit for four years of business school…

It was camo! And I kept telling you..I.. just.. the “binoculars” are really really high prescription glasses for my really really bad eyesight.

Karen: You’re not wearing glasses.

Uhhhh… I got contacts… I mean I got better! I mean lasik! Wow, is it hot in here?

Gene: What have you got for us you weirdo?

It’s a stage-performance live-music spectacle!

Gene: A musical?

No dude, this is a toure-de-force in auditory visual experimentation performed for your pleasure with scripted dialogue and singing pieces!

Gene: Buddy, you wrote a musical.

Geez, fine. I wrote a musical, man. Why do you need to label art?!

Karen: Okay Charlie, just show us.

Of course. Fellas! Come on in! [cast of Nightmare Cometh enters; run off stage]

Nightman: Don’t say stage freeze, just do it!

[entrance cue]

[song!!!]

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ooh

oo oo oo oooh

I was that little boy that little

baby boy was meee

I once was a boy but

now I am a Man

I fought the nightman lived as dayman

Now I'm here to ask for your hand

so if you want to marry man,

will you marry me?

Won't you come on stage and join me?

In this thing called matrimony?

Please say yes and do not bone me

please just marry

Me!

Karen: Is that it?

Charlie: What do you mean?

Karen: You tried out for a musical at my theater to ask me to marry you.

Ummm, yes?

Gene: So is that it?

Uh yeah? I guess.

Karen: Get outta here Charlie.

Okay but the restraining order has expired sooo… Coffee? Where do you go? Nevermind don’t tell me. I’ll see you. You might not see me though. I got a new camo outfit!

Karen: I’m calling the police, Charlie.

Okay byeeeeeee!!! [exit cue, runs offstage]