PUFFs lines- harry potter

NARRATOR: “tonight! we will take a look at those 7 years. 7 years that were, in one word, eventful. It begins as these stories tend to begin…with a sorting!”

ENTER last in line

"WAYNE: “this orphaned boy wizard is ready for 7 years of amazing adventures.”

Prof.McG: “Eh, HEM! Mr Potter!”

“Oh! excuse me.” Oh! No, hat! Not that! Anything but that! Please?!

WAYNE: …”the braves who are..going..now?”

ENTER from gallo’s office

MALFOY: “if you want it so bad, you’ll have to catch it!” (throws then i catch)

“I did it! I caught the ball sphere. I did it!”

PUFFS: “we are not a threat please be our friend?” 2x (ENTER w/ Ron broom)

Wait!…Ron… I’ve just had a thought! Hermione!? I know that Ron. But she doesn’t know about the troll. We have to go save her!”

NARRATOR: Oh. Oh my, I, uh, sadly am obligated to inform you that this was not the only lifelong friendship forged on October 31st 1991. (ENTER w. Ron & Hermione)

“Well, you two. It looks like we’re going to be real good mates. Forever!”

J, FINCH: “Ahh J finch sees a snake. J finch is going to die!” (grab the snake )

“Snake no! Snake what are you going? Don’t bite Justin. Leave us alone.”

NARRATOR: “Unfortunately, this is not what the rest of the school heard. This is:” (Harry waves the snake)

“Ssssahhhhh agraaaa SSSSHisssss”

1ST HEADMASTER: "Never mind. The monster is dead. Let's hear a big round of applause for the boy who fought it alone...MR. POTTER!” (ENTER with Ron mop)

“Not completely alone, Ron helped. I’m the hero of the school!”

SECOND HEADMASTER: Ow—hot. Fire.. .again. ...Mr. Potter?

SECOND HEADMASTER: MR. POTTER!! (walk up)

“Uh oh. What’d I get into this time?”

OLIVER RIVERS: “Wait, I'm president of Mug Studies club, and I was hoping some of you would maybe join.” (ENTER w/ Ron)

“Ron?! No, I didn’t-RON! Oh? Is that what you think, Ron? Well, fine, Ron. I guess we’re not friends. Not anymore.“

NARRATOR: “And whom did Viktoria tie with?”

“I did it. I got the golden egg. Against all odds, I did it!”

Viktoria: I win for me! FOR ME!

(ENTER)

NARRATOR: “And while he should be given third place, the judges decided to award Harry second, because he was nice to French people”

“De nada!”

ACT 2: MEGAN JONES: Yeah. I mean how long can one person be an angsty jerk person?

“Nobody understands.”

LEANNE: He went camping!

PUFFS: To the Great Hall!

“Hello! Its me. Harry.”

PUFFS: Hi!

“Oh how nice. I don’t know if any of you remember me. I used to go to school here- aghhh!”

WAYNE HOPKINS: “Uh, before we rush into anything, can we get just like one minute?”

“Alright, i’m off to find a tiara.”

OLIVER RIVERS: This is a lot for eighteen-year-olds to handle.

WAYNE HOPKINS: Is this how Potter feels all the time?

THE TRIO: It suuucks.

“Oh, EXCUSE ME!”

SECOND HEADMASTER: . Yes...see for yourself

WASO{E HOPKINS: ...Okay (Wayne exits I burst)

“Woooow! A train station! (gasp) Oh, I’m dead.”

NARRATOR: And that is how Wayne Hopkins, student, died. You probably know the rest of the story. The "boy who lived" lived again. He vanquished evil..” (I shoot spell at voldy)

“Expellidermis!”