Euphemism

Ample proportions

Fat

Batting for the other side

Homosexual

Between jobs

Unemployed

Brown trousers

Defecate through fear

Comfort woman

Prostitue

Economical with the truth

Lying

Not tonight Josephine

Refusal or offer of sex

Restricted growth

Short

Shoot blanks

Be sterile

Smallest room in the house

The lavatory

Wham bam and thank you ma’am

Brief sex

In an interesting condition

Pregnant

In trouble

Pregnant

Lose your lunch

Vomit

Night soil

Faeces

Spend a penny

Urinate

Your place or mine ?

Offer of sex

Fallen off the back of a lorry

Stolen

The beast with two backs

A couple engaged in sex

The wrong side of the blanket

Illegitemate

She was less favoured by beauty

She was not considered traditionally attractive

Tom’s driving ability had plenty of room for improvement

Tom is a poor driver

They are now at their final rest

They have passed away

Tears were my only company

The person was feeling very lonely and sad

Someone borrowed money without asking from my purse

Someone stole money from their purse