night at the human garden

Opening And an order of egg rolls. Anything else? I’d recommend the sweet and sour chicken. It will be very fast. It’s very fresh. Yes fortune cookies come with- No they are free. We incl— yes they come with- Yes many- how many? We only have- No. No we don’t have any other cookies besides- No. No cake. Do you- A what? I don’t know what that is. Nothing living. No I right Twenty minutes okay thank you goodbye.

Well that was strange.

What was strange?

That call. The man tried to order a- never mind. What can I do for you?

I’d like to speak to the general.

Sorry?

The general id like to speak with him?

The-

The general I want to speak with him I’m here to

What general

General Tao I’m here to enlist

What

I want to enlist

In

… Sit down this minute

There’s no such thing

It’s written right here

That’s just a

A dream

What

… I know he’s here

A happy family

Bring me to him

There’s no general tso

Can you give me a happy family

Wait okay you first

I want a happy family

One happy family

There’s no triple delight

A what

So what do you say

Say

Just for a moment it’s been so long

Everybody stop! What the hell is going on what do you want

Purpose

This is a restaurant. We don’t have those things here. We have pork and steamed rice and wonton soup

I’d like a sweet and sour chicken

Yes that will be nine fifty

What’s this

It’s sweet and sour chicken

The general would not approve

You said you wanted sweet and sour chicken

… How sweet can the poor creature be if it’s dead

But