Roger grease

SCENE 2

DOODY: Hey, Rump, I'll trade ya' a sardine for a liver sausage.

I ain't eatin' one of those things, you had em' in your ice box since last Easter.

DOODY: Nah, this was a fresh can. My ma just opened it this morning.

You mean your old lady dragged her carcass out of bed for ya'?

KENICKIE: Hey, where ya' at?

Hey, Kenickie. What's happening?

KENICKIE: Get outta here with that dog food. I ain't messin' up my stomach with none of that crap.

Hey, Knicks, where were ya' all summer?

KENICKIE: What are you, the FBI?

I was just askin'

KENICKIE: I was workin'. Which is more than either of you two skids can say.

Workin'! Yeah? Where?

KENICKIE: Luggin' boxes at Bargain City.

Nice job!

KENICKIE: Hey, crammit! I'm savin' up to get me some wheels. That's the only reason I took the job.

You gettin' a car, Kenick?

KENICKIE: I don't know what kind yet, moron. But I got a name all picked out. "Greased Lightning"!

(putting him on) Oh, nifty!

KENICKIE: Go ahead, laugh it up. When I show up in that baby, you suckers'll be laughin' out the other end.

Will we ever!

SONNY: Son of a "Bee." I got Old Lady Lynch for English again. She hates my guys.

Nah, she's got the hots for ya', Sonny. That's why she keeps puttin' ya' back in her class.

SONNY: Yes, Ma'am.

I'm sure glad she didn't give you no crap, Son. You would have really told her off, right?

KENICKIE: Yeah. What's he doin' hangin' around the girls gym entrance.

Maybe he's hot for some chick!

DOODY: HEY, DANNY! WHATCHA DOIN'?

That's good, Dood. Play it real cool.

SONNY: Friggin' -A!

Ah, come off it, Zuko. Ya' got "a little", right?

SONNY: Sure we do! Let's hear a little!

C'mon, Zuko, kochee kochee!

SONG: SUMMER NIGHTS

RIZZO: A guy doesn't touch ya' and it's true love. Maybe he was a pansy.

Big knockers, huh?

SCENE 5

SONNY: Sure ya' could, Zuko! I just broke six fingernails.

Hey, you guys, these hubcaps ain't got a scratch on em'. They must be worth two beans a piece, easy!

DOODY: No kiddin'? Hey, how much can we get for these dice?

Hey, who the hell would put brand new chromers on a second-hand Dodgem car?

KENICKIE: Hey, get bent, LaTierri!

Nice color, what is it? Candy Apple Primer?

SONG: GREASE LIGHTNING

SCENE 7

DOODY: Hey, Rump. You shouldn't be eating that cheeseburger. It's still Friday, y'know!

Ah, for cryin' out loud! What'dja remind me for? Now I gotta' go to confession.

JAN: Well, I can eat anything. That's the nice thing about bein' a Lutheran.

Yeah, that's the nice thing about bein' Petunia Pig.

JAN: You want another cheeseburger?

Nah, I think I'll have a Coke.

JAN: You shouldn't drink so much Coke. It rots your teeth.

Thank you, Bucky Beaver.

JAN: I ain't kiddin'. Somebody told me about this scientist once who knocked out one of his teeth and dropped it in this glass of Coke, and after a week, the tooth rotted away until there was nothing left.

For Christ sake, I ain't gonna' carry around a mouthful of Coke around for a week. Besides, what do you care what I do with my teeth. It ain't your problem.

JAN: How come you never get mad at those guys?

Why should I?

JAN: Well, that name they call you. Rump!

That's just my nickname. It's sorta like a title.

JAN: Whattya mean?

I'm king of the mooners.

JAN: The what?

I'm the mooning champ of Rydell High.

JAN: You mean showin' off your bare behind to people? That's pretty raunchy.

Nah, it's neat. I even mooned Old Lady Lynch once. I hung one right outside her car window, and she never even knew who it was.

JAN: Too much! I wish I'd been there. I mean… y'know what I mean.

Yeah. I wish you'd been there too.

SONG: MOONING

RIZZO: Okay, you bastard!

Fight! Fight! Yaaaaay!

RIZZO: Huh? Yeah, sure. Why not?

Hey, Jan. You got a date for the dance tomorrow night?

JAN: Tomorrow? Let me see- No I don't. Why?

You wanna go with me?

ACT II - SCENE 1

JAN: (stumbling on ROGER's feet) Sorry.

Why don'tcha let me lead, for a change?

DOODY: Hey, Rump, let's go have a weed.

Yeah, ok.

JAN: Oh, Roger, would ya' get me some punch?

Whatsa matter? You crippled?

SONNY: That's the baby.

Jesus, is she a gorilla!

MISS LYNCH: …Now for the rules! One: All couples must be boy-girl.

Too bad, Eugene!

ACT II - SCENE 2

SONNY: Hey, you guys, watch out for a cruisin' laundry truck.

Okay, where the hell are they? Lemme at 'em!

(looking around)

Hey, where's Zuko?

SONNY: Well, look who's here. Where you been, meat ball?

Hey, bite the weenie, moron. My old man made me help him paint the damned basement. I couldn't even find my bullwhip. I had to bust off an aerial.

KENICKIE: This is Dennis James bringing you the play-by-play of Championship Gangfighting!

(grabbing antenna back) Hey, listen, I'll take this over any of those tinker toys.

KENICKIE: Oh, yeah? Okay Rump, how 'bout if I hit ya' over the head with that thing and then I hit ya' over the head with my lead pipe and you can tell me which one hurts more- okay?

Okay! C'mon and get it! C'mon, Kenickie!

SONNY: Hey, watch it with that thing, Pimple Puss!

Hey, whatsa matter, LaTierri? Afraid ya' might get hurt a little?

SONNY: Listen, Chicken Fat, you're gonna look real funny crusin' around the neighborhood in an iron lung.

Well, why don'tcha use that thing, then? You got enough rubber bands there to start three paper routes.

KENICKIE: Hey. Rump! C'mon, let's see ya' try that again.

What'sa matter, Kenicks? What happened to your big bad pipe?

DOODY: Hey, you guys, wait up!

Oh, crap!

ACT II - SCENE 4

SONG: ROCK 'N ROLL PARTY QUEEN

RIZZO: Hey, what happened to the music? why don't you guys sing another song?

Okay! Hey, Dood, let's do that new one by the Tinkeltones?

EACH NIGHT I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP

THE GIRL I LOVE IS GONE FOR KEEPS…

OOO-WA OOO-OOO-WA…

DOODY: Tough luck, Rizzo.

Listen, Rizz, I'll help you out with some money if you need it.

MARTY: Hey, French… wait up!

See ya, Rizz.

ACT II - SCENE 5

SCENE BEGINS

Hey, you guys wanna come over to my house to watch the Mickey Mouse Club?

(to PATTY)

Hey, whattya say, Mary Hartline?

PATTY: You're disgusting! All of you! You can have your Danny Zuko, you worthless bums!

Nice talk!

PATTY: As if you didn't know… he quit the track team!

Huh?!

PATTY: I just found out. The other day the coach asked Danny, perfectly nicely, to get a hair cut. Danny made a shamefully crass gesture and walked off the field.

What's a shamefully crass gesture?

SONNY: He gave him "the finger!"

What a neat!

DANNY: I guess you got the word, huh?

Hey, come on, we were just goin' over to my house watch Mickey Mouse club.

SONG: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT

SANDY: Nah. The hell with it!

(to JAN) Hey, we just gonna stand around here all day? Let's get outta here!