Rosanna Lines! :)

Oh My god it’s jammed! AHHHHH. got it

What was that?!

What?

Why did you just scream?

For upsetting you with my words

You did upset me.

Dude what the hellyyy?! I don’t cry for nothing!!

What? Why did you turn away??

Cro Magnon Phony like me

What does that mean?

I’ve explained it in the note. Give it to her now! hi!

When do I get the note, Matt?

Uh, Sunday would be perfect!

Can’t you just tell me now!

What was I saying?…. You gave it to her, right matt?

That you’re a phony

How about tonight we use body language

Ugh! I have to go!

RoSANNA?

Oh, Hi

Are you ok?

Just a confusing night. What are you doing here?

I thought you might want to talk to me

I do, actually. I’m sure you can guess what it’s about.

Oh, I think I can guess.

And, you’re, uh, interested?

What do you think?

That’s great! I wanted you ask you but I didn’t think you’d be into it.

Into it? I’ve been dreaming about it for years!

Me too! I’m so excited! It isnt JUST for the babies. It also makes us feel good.

A-ha…

I might do a few of you at once, just to save some time. Depends how many guys we get. Do you mind if we video tape it? Hold on. Oh crap

What?

Lyndsey got mono. I have to find another host.

Host?

For the auction.

The Auction

Thanks for volunteering Calvin. here’s your bachelor Questionnaire. I need it by Friday, ok?

BARFFFFF

Oh hi. I didnt think I;d see you here.

Hi. Lot of people out there

SIX HUNDRED. I don’t get it. We only had 20 reservations.

More money..

More pressure. (pause). You came to bid on Calvin, right?

No, he likes someone else..

Who?

She recently called him an asshole, which he fully deserved.

OH!

HELLOOOO

You think?

I know.

If calvin liked me, why would he help matt impress me? that makes no sense.

So I told him

And why would he like me anyway? We are so different.

So I told him

He’s got so uch personality and I’m just-

Plain and boring, I told him. Sorry

You really like him, don’t you.

I’ve liked Cavin as long as he’s liked you

Is that why you’re always so nasty to me?

Bingo!

Well youll be happy to know that Im the jealous one now.

Why the hell are you jealous

Do you know how lucky you are to have something real? You too are perfect for each other. That’s what everyones looking for, right?

I guess so

Have you told him

No, Dropped a pretty big clue though.

You have to bid on him!

You’re nuts!

Why not?

What’s wrong with you?

there are 600 people out there

YouR CoLeCted CaLm AnD COOOOOLLL

Bret, I think your really cool!

That was girl friend, not girl friend

Got it!

It’s Matt, Can you hear me!?

I think so, am i bleeding

You mightve bumped it when you fell.

I guess i got to nervous about hosting the auction

When I was hanging up those fliers earlier I-

Wait, you hung up fliers?

Thousands

You got 600 people to come?

I mean do the work with you, Damn It!

Matt.. Thank you.

I owe it to her

You dont owe me anything

I did something awful to you

And it turned out fine. You dont have to do this.

BeeEeeee perfect for youuuuu

You know actions speak louder than words anyway

What does that mean

It means kiss me.