Triangle

Agartha is neigh

Augie “Ugos” Esposito

Philadelphia, PA

Architectural Engineering

Unhealthy obsession with Cane’s

Gavin “The Hoovinator” Hoover

Philadelphia, PA

Industrial Engineering

The worst pool player I know

Joshua Staley

Yorktown, VA

Chemical Engineering and Astrophysics

Fluent in Korean

Finn Bracken

Medford, NJ

Computer Engineering

Has a kidney disease but still blacks out every weekend

Lucas Walthour

Marriottsville, MD

Aerospace Engineering

Has a block named “Lucas on the loose”

Justin Hnat

Philadelphia, PA

Mechanical Engineering

Would fuck a rock

Thomas Youseff

Dubai, UAE

Electrical Engineering

Basically lives in the racks

Kerlos Rafayel

Whitehall, PA

Electrical Engineering

Was (shockingly) not blamed for Joe being “missing”

Thomas Askharoun

Cairo, Egypt

Electrical Engineering

I thought he was a brother during rush week

Aditya Phophaliya

New York City, New York

Computer Science

Works for an AI company

Augie’s duck

Baby boo plays with tiny toes

36

Drug addiction from 3-35, came to PSU to farm weed

Gavin’s duck

Bob

40

North Korean whistle blower who ran to the US

Josh’s duck

Youseff’s duck

Merlquack the Wise

69,420

Went to school in Hogwarts and was supposed to be the main character instead of Harry Potter

Tom A’s duck

Captain Drip

6-7 Bathtimes

Got lost in the sink

Justin’s duck

Ollie

19

Works at Duck Donuts and is a horrible worker-burned down store in Avalon, NJ

Aditya’s duck

Snoop

67

Been smoking pot since 6 years old, can’t go an hour without it

Lucas’s duck

Captain Squidy

96

Schizophrenic who thinks he’s actually a squid and raging drunk, but otherwise normal

Kero’s duck

Puff Quack

3

He is a sneak dealer at the pond’s secret snack stand

Finn’s duck

Raequon Tyrese

25

SoundCloud rapper who made it out of the streets

Who is the Based God?

Lil B

Where in the house is the entrance to Agartha? What is the first sacrifice?

The basement, white monster

What are the house colors?

Gray and old rose

What is the house flower?

White chrysanthemum

What is the motto? Translate it

Veritas Omnia Vincit (Truth Conquers All)

When and where was Triangle founded?

April 15, 1907 at the University of Illinois by 16 civil engineer juniors

When and where was the second Triangle chapter founded? What else happened this day?

Purdue, April 8, 1909. Gained national recognition this day

When was the Penn State chapter founded? What was it originally called?

March 3, 1928. Sigma Epsilon

Code of ethics

As a member of Triangle, I recognize my obligation to

1. Observe the precepts of the fraternity as set forth in the Ritual

2. Accept cheerfully my full share of any task, however menial, involved in maintaining a chapter home

3. Preserve and promote the chosen ideals of my fraternity

4. Pay all personal bills promptly and always live within my means

5. Help create in my chapter home an environment in which enduring friendships may be formed

6. Maintain a creditable scholastic record

7. Promote the welfare of my profession

8. Maintain my self-respect by proper conduct at all times

9. Uphold faithfully the traditions and program of my Alma Mater

10. Pay the price of success in honest effort

Greek alphabet

Triangle’s original 16 founders

E. B. Adams

W. G. Burroughs

S. G. Cutler

R. O. Harder

T. R. Howser

R. E. Keough

T. G. Lowry

M. H. McCoy

M. S. Morgan

E. B. Nettleton

R. C. Pierce

F. N. Ropp

A. Schwerin

C. M. Slaymaker

C. E. Waterhouse

E. A. Weber (its in the game)

Who is the current alumni president?

John Cottage

Justin Quinn

Broomall, PA

Mechanical Engineering

President

Plays raquetball

Mason Truban

Middletown, DE

Aerospace Engineering

VPM

Blackest brother

Bobby Kosslow

Pittsburgh, PA

Aerospace Engineering

VPHM

Gives a great anti-drunk driving speech

Max Lick

Scranton, PA

Data Science

VP THON

Played soccer in high school

Hunter Orlofski

Lehman, PA

Aerospace Engineering

VPS

HATES Crumbl cookie

Will Meyer

Albany, NY

Computer Engineering

VPA

Used to play hockey

Grant Benson

Springfield, VA

Aerospace Engineering

VPX

Brother with the hottest mom

James Tritto

Seaside Heights, NJ

Forestry/Political Science

Wants to be an environmental lawyer

Spencer Rothka

Hernden, VA

Aerospace Engineering

RA at Beaver Hall

Jack Mussoline

Irving, CA

Computer Engineering

Almost got slimed by a homeless dude in San Francisco

Thomas Israel

Asheville, NC

Aerospace Engineering

Made me take a vape from his dick

Jack Boyle

Morgantown, WV

Civil Engineering

Studying abroad in Spain next semester

Niko Rylott

Newcastle, PA

Kinesiology

A girl pissed in his bed on 10/19/25

Jay Palla

Garnet Valley, PA

Computer Engineering

Taught me how to hit a bong

Andrew Griesaker

Moon Township, PA

Aerospace Engineering

His go to drunk song is “Rooster” by Alice in Chains

Thomas Rohan

Scranton, PA

Nuclear Engineering

Lost to Finn in the 5K

Matthew Avery

Emerson, NJ

Electrical Engineering

Plays guitar

Kourosh Sadr

San Diego, CA

Nuclear Engineering

Un(crossed out) successfully converted a lesbian

Ryan Maietta

Lititz, PA

Electrical Engineering

Biked up the steepest hill in Pittsburgh

Josh McQuilken

New Tripoli, PA

Science BSHP

Favorite South Park character is Towelie

Ishaan Nrangg

Trendigger, India

Computer Science

Went to hackerthon in San Francisco with Moose

Michael Nornthrop

Interboro, PA

Industrial Engineering

His black grandfather gave Justin Hnat a basketball to protect with his life

Misha Goldberg

San Francisco, CA

Nuclear Engineering

Loves to ski

Derek Shephard

Camden, NJ

Agricultural Systems Management

Runs with gangs (multiple)

Noah Greep

Uniontown, PA

Mechanical Engineering

Throws the best philanthropy events

Josh Hassenau

Greenville, SC

Environmental Systems Engineering

Been to Athens

Lucas Shawley

Spring Hills, PA

Civil Engineering

Drake Maye GLAZER

Sam Mattis

West Chester, PA

Health Policy Administration

Colton Middaugh

Dillsburg, PA
Biomedical Engineering
His electric guitar sounds beautiful

Logan Taylor

Dillsburg, PA

Computer Science

I kissed him on the cheek to pay the toll during gay night

Joshua Levin

White Plains, NY

Aerospace Engineering

He is fluent in Hebrew

Tyler Gilbert

Mountoursville, PA

Aerospace Engineering
Plays 2.6 hog cycle

Eugene Kazlou

Grodno, Belarus

Aerospace Engineering
Crashed out during his puzzle night

Athan Ozmen

Turkey
Mechanical Engineering
Better DJ than Mason

Siddarth Jayakrishnan

Pittsburgh, PA

Materials Science

Made out with a dude on the dance floor on Halloween

Deniz Kiraz

Istanbul, Turkey
Biochemistry
Loves to travel

Nick Smith (Smitty)

Perkasie, PA

Biomedical Engineering

Sokol and I beat his ass in caps

Where is nationals HQ?

Plainfield, Indiana

Family Tree

Piro, Sern, McQuick, Jimbo, Me

What does God represent in the Everyman play?

The unknown (Triangle is not affiliated with a religion)

Tee Grizzly’s name and the school he attended

Terry Sanchez Wallace Jr. Michigan State

Who is the house mom?

Taylor

Who are the sweethearts?

Priya, Navya, Isabelle

What is the moral of the Everyman play?

When you die, only your good deeds stay with you