Triangle

Agartha is neigh

Augie “Ugos” Esposito

Philadelphia, PA

Architectural Engineering

Unhealthy obsession with Cane’s

Gavin “The Hoovinator” Hoover

Philadelphia, PA

Industrial Engineering

The worst pool player I know

Joshua Staley

Yorktown, VA

Chemical Engineering and Astrophysics

Fluent in Korean

Finn Bracken

Medford, NJ

Computer Engineering

Has a kidney disease but still blacks out every weekend

Lucas Walthour

Marriottsville, MD

Aerospace Engineering

Has a block named “Lucas on the loose”

Justin Hnat

Philadelphia, PA

Mechanical Engineering

Would fuck a rock

Thomas Youseff

Dubai, UAE

Electrical Engineering

Basically lives in the racks

Kerlos Rafayel

Whitehall, PA

Electrical Engineering

Was (shockingly) not blamed for Joe being “missing”

Thomas Askharoun

Cairo, Egypt

Electrical Engineering

I thought he was a brother during rush week

Aditya Phophaliya

New York City, New York

Computer Science

Works for an AI company

Augie’s duck

Baby boo plays with tiny toes

36

Drug addiction from 3-35, came to PSU to farm weed

Gavin’s duck

Bob

40

North Korean whistle blower who ran to the US

Josh’s duck

Youseff’s duck

Merlquack the Wise

69,420

Went to school in Hogwarts and was supposed to be the main character instead of Harry Potter

Tom A’s duck

Captain Drip

6-7 Bathtimes

Got lost in the sink

Justin’s duck

Ollie

19

Works at Duck Donuts and is a horrible worker-burned down store in Avalon, NJ

Aditya’s duck

Snoop

67

Been smoking pot since 6 years old, can’t go an hour without it

Lucas’s duck

Captain Squidy

96

Schizophrenic who thinks he’s actually a squid and raging drunk, but otherwise normal

Kero’s duck

Puff Quack

3

He is a sneak dealer at the pond’s secret snack stand

Finn’s duck

Raequon Tyrese

25

SoundCloud rapper who made it out of the streets