Don't Rock The Boat

(Jogger) One two, one two, one two, etc.

Here we are

The start of something big

Fame

Success

(Moves & speaks to Jogger) Excuse me

We’re looking for the cruise director 

Miss Zane

Arlene Zane

We’re the new entertainers, the DeVine Sisters

I hate entertainers

Did we make a bad impression?

Where would we look?

How about that bulletin board

Good idea!

Look, there’s a poster

The studio can lump it

Is that who I think it is?

Honey Hotchkiss! Oh, wow!

Check the passenger list, check the passenger list 

“Hotchkiss, Honey!“

It IS her!

I know

We never dreamed you’d be on board!

I did all my own stunts

What did you think of Lady in Cement, Honey?

I’m going to star in the serial, Gone With the Wind

Serial?

That’s what I said

What it’s called?

(Thinks) Or, maybe, it should be… “Miss Honey Hotchkiss starring in Gone With the Wind, Part Two“ -and then in tiny little itty bitty letters -”Produced by Victor Bey”

I thought that English actress, Sylvia Lovely, was going to play Scarlett O’Hara

I’ve got to see this autograph in the sunlight

I’ll trade you one of my records

(Honey) Then why didn’t you say so?

(Re-enter) This cruise is going to be more exciting than I thought 

Good morning, ladies. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Arlene Zane, your cruise director

We were looking for you

We’re the DeVine Sisters

(Hold up cosmetic kits) Songs

Show biz magic

(Taps kit) See the initials on this cosmetic kit? …D - V - S. D for De

I don’t think I heard you correctly

We’re the DeVine Sisters

(Fast) We started young

Infants almost

You look like school girls

Ha, ha, ha

How old are you - exactly?

Twenty one

She doesn’t know. She only suspects. Look, I don’t want to be a part-time secretary at a talent agency all my life. If we want our big chance we’ve got to be bold

What will the real DeVine Sisters say when they discover we took their place?

We’ll worry about that later

This ship better hurry and sail or Miss Zane will boot is off. I tell you she’s wise to us

Hello-

Miss-

Because I’ve seen the DeVine Sisters. This trio doesn’t even come close

I knew we wouldn’t get away with it

We have talent. We’ve been trying to get a break for a long time

(To Captain) Jan works after school in a talent agency and when Miss Zane called to ask if the DeVine Sisters were available for this cruise-

Thank you, Captain!

You’re a great guy!

You’ll be glad we’re on board, Miss Zane

Honest

I’ll find something more suitable later on. Put your luggage in there for now

Boy, are we lucky! 

Boy am I exhausted! (Puts down her pail)

When the captain said we’d have to help out, he wasn’t kidding

When he said this ship was short-staffed, he wasn’t joking

What staff? We’re the staff!

Talk about slave labor

Whatever happened to the minimum wage?

Look at it this way - tonight we get a chance to perform

Yeah!

I saw you girls rehearsing on deck. Excellent, excellent. You have talent

*Together (Ad libs) Thanks. Oh, thanks. Wow

We’ll help you

Poor thing

It could be dangerous 

A conclusion of the head or something like that

Who’s Crankmeyer?

Drink this. You’ll feel better

I’m not a maid. The mopping is only temporary

We’re entertainers. Showbiz. The DeVine Sisters

Don’t you scrubwomen have work to do?

Together Scrubwomen!

Sit!

Together (Giggle) Speak!

You three!

Together Intimidated) Sir?

What was that?

I guess we hit a big wave

Sounded like something blowing up

Together (Worried) Heh heh heh