Pilar Lines - Legally Blonde the Musical

SERENA: Bring that ring back and show it to me

PILAR: Four Carats and a princess cut. Are you psyched or what? I just wish I could be there to see.

PILAR: I just wish I could be there to see

PILAR et. al: When he gets down on one knee!

DELTA NU: Oh my god you guys. oh my god.

PILAR: Okay.. everybody sign? Good now fall in line and we'll start the engagement parade.

SERENA: Now prepare to serenade

PILAR et al. SHH!

MARGOT: She's eating milky ways.

PILAR: Tell me those are fun sized. I think he should be shot.

MARGOT: Look who's talking!

PILAR: Three words. Spring Break! Cabo!

ELLE: Girls, must we all descend into madness?

PILAR: Oh, honey, so good to see you... Look! We brought you new magazines. We've got Town and Country and your favorite, the one they named after you, Elle Magazine.

SERENA: Muffy Vanderbuilt?!

PILAR et al.: Muffy?!

ELLE: Warner what you want is right in front of you, front of you!

PILAR et al.: What you want. what you want. what you want is right in front of you, front of you. what you want. what you want. what you want is right in front of you, front of you.

ELLE: So I get in there too.

PILAR et al.: Step Two?

ELLE: impress him with my high IQ.

PILAR et al.: Step three?

ELLE: We throw a great big wedding

PILAR et al.: And invite all Delta Nu

GRANDMASTER CHAD: You wanna be strong!

PILAR & KATE: Be strong!

WINTHROP: She didn't bother sending in a personal essay.

PILAR: How's this for a personal essay?

ALL: WOO-HOO

PILAR et al.: Now we're set. Let's go get. It's right in front of you, front of you. Now we're done with step one! It's right in front of you, front of you!

ELLE: Girlfriend???

PILAR et al.: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

SERENA: and every tragedy needs a Greek chorus.

PILAR et al.: Greek Chorus!!

SERENA: as you pull her hair, and call her wh*re.

PILAR: you can take her in a fight.

ELLE: Who's got a plan B?

PILAR: uh me! Look at her she's like a nun. Show him you are way more fun! bust out the lap dance, and you've won. you off the Hizzle, G!

PILAR et al.: Keep it positive!

PILAR: Miss Fancy Pants won't stand a chance!

PILAR et. al: hotter

PILAR: and I betchya

MARGOT: she don't know the real him!

PILAR: You feel him

PILAR et. al: red hot booty

PILAR: We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk. It's positively time to shake your junk!

EMMETT: Been reading it hard, I can tell

PILAR et al.: tis a gift to be simple. tis a gift to be free. mmm mm mmm mm...

ELLE: Why do you always have to be right?

PILAR et al.: Glo-o-o-ria, in excelsis deo..

ELLE: Hey Punk, let's dance!

PILAR et. al.: OOoh ooh ooh ahh ahhh. Claimining my pride. ah. ah. Doodling hearts all. Through this chip on my shoulder. (LOOK AT CHIP ON MY SHOULDER PLS)

PILAR et al.: ....chip on my shoulder.

PILAR et al.: Daughter of delta nu. Show 'em that you're no fool. Daughter of delta nu! Go back to school with a chip on your shoulder.

CALLAHAN: Ms. Woods, you just won your case.

PILAR et. al: Wait hold on! We just won the case? Elle got all up in Warner's face. I am starting to like this place.

MARGOT: oh my god!

PILAR: did you see that?

SERENA: She's got the most perfect Bend and Snap I've ever seen!

PILAR et al.: You're a natural! Hi Paulette

ELLE: She's a U.C.L.A. Cheerleader

PILAR et al.: Go bruins!

SERENA: Yes. And because we demand and command attention.

PILAR: For Real. You must become the cheerleader you fear.

MARGOT: Then fake some self esteem!

PILAR: The more you jump around and scream then the sexier you seem.

PILAR et al.: Bend and Snap!

PILAR: I'm bettin' right now you're sweatin'!

CASHIER: This is how we did it in the Laker Girls

PILAR (on count of 6): Come on Paulette!

PILAR et al.: Yeah she's Legally Blonde

PILAR et al.: Omigod elle!

ELLE: But I don't need the voices in my head today.

MARGOT: T.T.P.

PILAR: Total Tragic Perm