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KENICKIE - Aw, leave him alone. Maybe he ain’t gettin any.

Hey you guys, what’s shakin?

SONNY - Whattaya say Zuko, dja see any good lookin stuff over there?

Nah, just the same old chicks everybody’s made it with!

DOODY - Where ya been all summer Danny?

Well, I spent a lot of time down at the beach.

KENICKIE - Hey, dja meet any new broads?

Nah. Just met this one who was sort a cool, ya know?

SONNY - Ya mean she “goes all the way”?

Is that all you ever think about Sonny?

ROGER - Aahh come off it Zuko. Ya got a little right?

Look man, that’s none of your guy’s business.

KENICKIE - Okay, if that’s the way you’re gonna be.

You don’t wanna hear all the horny details anyway.

RIZZO - Are you kiddin? There ain’t no such thing.

(SUMMER NIGHTS starts)

Okay you guys, ya wanna know what happened?

SONNY - Hot stuff, huh, Zuker?

SANDY - Did you say Danny Zuko?

I didn’t say that Sonny!

SANDY - Hello, Danny!

Oh, hi. How are ya?

SANDY - Fine.

Oh yeah..I…uh thought you were goin to Immaculata

SANDY - I changed my plans

Yeah! Well that’s cool. I’ll see ya around. Let’s go you guys.

DOODY - Where do you know her from Danny?

Huh? Oh, just an old friend of my family’s

(DANNY sees DOODY with his guitar)

Hey, Doody, where’dja get the guitar?

DOODY - I just started takin lessons this summer.

Can you play anything on it?

DOONY - I don’t know. Has it got a C in it?

Hey, c’mon, let’s hear a little, Elvis

( DOODY sings off key)

That’s terrific.

(GUYS run in, DANNY carrying tire iron)

I don’t know why I brought this tire iron. I could’ve yanked these babies off with my bare hands!

ROGER - Hey, who the hell would put brand new chromers on a second hand Dodgem car?

Probably some real tool!

SONNY - Hey, c’mon lets go push these things off on somebody!

Eleven o’clock at night? Sure, maybe we could go sell em at the police station

SONNY - Hey, here comes that car we just hit! Let’s make tracks. Ditch the evidence!

(KENICKIE drives in)

Hey, wait a minute, It’s Kenickie!

DOODY - Hey, where’dja get these cool dice?

Kenickie, whattaya doin with this hunkajunk, anyway?

KENICKIE - That’s all right, wait till I give it a paint job and soup up the engine, she’ll work like a champ!

The one and only Greased Lightnin!

RIZZO - …Hey Danny, I just left your girlfriend at Marty’s house flashin all over the place.

Whattaya talkin about?

KENICKIE - Be cool, you guys.

DANNY - Hey, you better tell that to Rizzo I

KENICKIE - The fuzz! Hey, you guys better get ridda those hubcaps

Whattaya mean, man? They’re yours!

SANDY - Do a split, give a yell, throw a fit for old Rydell, way to go, red and white, turn the foe upside down.

Hiya, Sandy….Hey, what happened to your ear?

SANDY - Huh? Oh, nothing. Just an accident.

Hey, look, uh, I hope you’re not bugged about that first day of school. I mean, could’t ya tell I was nglad to see ya?

SANDY - Well, you could’ve been a little nicer to me in front of your friends.

Are you kidding? Hey, you don’t know those guys. They just see ya talkin to a chick and right away they think she puts…well, y’know what I mean.

SANDY - I’m not sure. It looked. tome like maybe you had a new girlfriend or something.

Are you kiddin! Listen, if it was up to me, I’d never even look at any other chick but you. Hy, tell you what, we’re throwing a party in the park tomorrow for Frenchy. She’s gonna quit school before she flunks again and go to Beauty school. How’dja like to make it down there with me?

SANDY - I’d really like to but I’m not so sure those girls want me around anymore.

Listen Sandy. Nobody’s gonna start gettin salty with ya when i’m around. Uh-uhh!

SANDY - Isn’t he though! What were you doing at her house?

Ah, I was just copying down some homework.

SANDY - Yeah, lets! I’m just dying to make a cute impression on all those cute letterman.

Oh, that’s why you’re wearing that thing, gettin ready to show off your skivvies to a bunch of horny jocks?

SANDY - Don’t tell me you’re jealous, Danny.

What? Of that bunch a meat heads? Don’t make me laugh. Ha Ha!

SANDY - Just because they can do something you can’t do?

Yeah, sure, right.

SANDY - Okay, what have YOU ever done?(PATTY twirling baton)

Stop that! I won a Hully Gully contest at the Teen Talent record hop.

SANDY - Aaahhh, you don’t even know what I’m talking about.

Whattaya mean, look, I could run circles around those jerks.

SANDY - But you’d rather spend your time copying other people’s homework.

Listen, the next time they have tryouts for any of those teams I’ll show ya what I can do.

PATTY - Oh, what a lucky coincidence! The track team’s having tryouts tomorrow.

Huh? Okay, I’ll be there.

SANDY - Big talk.

You think so huh? Hey Patty, when’dja say those tryouts were?

PATTY - Tomorrow, tenth period, on the football field.

Good, I’ll be there. You’re gonna come watch me aren’t you?

PATTY - Ooohh, I can’t wait!

Solid. I’ll see ya there, sexy.

(the park)

VINCE - ….Turn up the sound and stomp on the ground. Ooohh yeah!!!

Hey, Frenchy, when do ya start beauty school?

MARTY - Hey, Danny, how would I look as a collage girl?

Boola-boola

MARTY - Hey, watch it! It belongs to this big jock at Holy Contrition.

Wait’ll ya see me wearin one of those things. I tried out for the track team today.

MARTY - Are you serious? With those bird legs?

(ROGER imitates DANNY)

Hey, better hobby than yours, Rump. rumprumprumrurmrumrurmrrp

SANDY - No, thanks, I can’t stay.

Oh, yeah? Then whattaya doin hangin around?

DOODY - Hey, Danny, ain’t you gonna follow em?

Why should I? She don’t mean nothin to me.

KENICKIE - That’s cause ya been stuck to my face all night.

Hey, cool it, huh?

ROGER & DOODY - Fight! Fight! Yaaayyyy!

Come on, cut it out!

RIZZO - Hey Danny, you goin to the dance tomorrow night?

I don’t think so.

Awwww, you’re all broke up over little gidget?

Who?

SANDY - You tell them right now that all those things you’ve been saying about me were lies. Go on, tell em.

Whattaya talkin about? I never said anything about you.

SANDY - I don’t know why I ever like you Danny Zuko!

Weird chick! Hey Rizzo, you wanna go to the dance with me?

SONNY - Hey Kenickie, how bout givin be a ride tomorrow, and I’ll pick us up a couple ah broads at the dance.

With what? A meat hook?

MARTY - Gee, I don’t even know if I’ll go.

Why not, Marty?

MARTY - I ain’t got a date.

Hey, I know just the guy. Hey Eugene!

ACT 2

RIZZO - Hey, Danny, you gonna be my partner for the dance contest?

Maybe, if nothing better comes along

PATTY - Danny, Danny!

Yeah, thats my name, don’t wear it out.

PATTY - How did the track tryouts go?

I made the team.

RIZZO - Go on, dance with her. You ain’t doin me no good.

Hey Euuugene, Betty Rizzo thinks you look like Pat Boone.

PATTY - I never know you were such a fabulous dancer, Danny. So sensuous and feline.

Huh? Yeah.

PATTY - I can’t imagine you ever having danced with Sandy like this.

Whattaya mean?

PATTY - I mean her being so clumsy and all. She can’t even twirl a baton right. In fact, I’ve been thinking of having a little talk with the coach about her.

Why? Whattaya you care?

PATTY - Well I mean, even you have to admit she’s a bit of a drip. I mean, isn’t that why you broke up with her?

Hey listen, y’know she used to be a halfway decent chick before she got mixed up with you and your brown nose friends.

PATTY - That’s right I almost forgot.

(DANNY walks over to RIZZO and KENICKIE)

Hey, Rizzo. I’m ready to dance with you now.

CHA-CHA - The big rod of the Burger Palace boys? I didn’t even know he saw me here.

I didn’t.

KENICKIE - Jesus Zuko, where do you keep your Wheaties?

Ha-ha, big joke.

SONNY - Hey, it’s a good thing you’re here. We’re supposed to rumble the Dukes tonight.

What time?

KENICKIE - Nine o’clock.

Nice play! I got field training till nine thirty.

KENICKIE - Can’t ya sneak away, man?

Not a chance! The coach’d kick my butt.

SONNY - The coach!

Besides, what am I supposed to do, stomp on somebody’s face with my gym shoes?

KENICKIE - Ahh, c’mon Zuko, whattaya tryin to prove with this track team crap!

Why? Whatta you care? Look, I gotta cut. I’m in the middle of a race now. See ya later.

SONNY - You got the hots for that cheerleader or somethin?

How’d you like a fat lip, Sonny?

SONNY - Zuko, we’re gonna get creamed without you.

Nine o’clock, huh? I’ll be back if I can get away. Later!

HERO’S VOICE - Great Scott! It’s a full moon!

Why don’tcha move a little closer?

SANDY - This is all right.

Well can’t ya at least smile or somethin? Look Sandy, I practically had to bust Kenickie’s arm to get his car for tonight. The guys are really P.O.’d at me. I mean, I thought we were gonna forget all about that scene in the park with Sonny and Rizzo and everything. I told ya on the phone I was sorry.

SANDY - I know you did.

Well, you believe me, don’t ya?

SANDY - I guess so. It’s just that everything was so much easier when there was just the two of us.

Yeah, I know, but, Hey you ain’t goin with another guy, are ya?

SANDY - No, why?

Err…oh.ah….nothin, well, yeah…uh…ahhh, I was gonna ask you to take my ring.

SANDY - Oh Danny. I don’t know what to say.

Well, dont’cha want it?

SANDY - Uh huh

I shoulda gave it to ya a long time ago. I really like you Sandy.

SANDY - Danny, take it easy! What are you trying to do?

What’sa matter?

SANDY - Well, I mean, I thought we were just gonna, you know, be steadies.

Well, whattaya think goin steady is, anyway?..c’mon Sandy!

SANDY - Stop it! I’ve never seen you like this!

Relax will ya? Nobody’s watchin us!

SANDY - Danny, please, you’re hurting me.

Whattaya gettin so shook up about? I thought I meant somethin to ya?

SANDY - You do. But I’m still the same girl I was last summer. Just because you give me your ring doesn’t mean we’re gonna go all the way.

Hey, Sandy, wait a minute.

SANDY - I’m sorry Danny…

It’s nothing!

SANDY - Maybe we better just forget about it.

Hey Sandy, where you goin? You can’t just walk out of a drive in!

PATTY - Not only that, before he left the locker room, he..he..smeared Ben-Gay in the team captain’s athletic supporter.

(DANNY enters)

Hey, you guys!

DOODY - Hi, Danny.

I guess you got the word huh?

ROGER - Hey, come on, we were just goin over to my house to watch Mickey Mouse Club.

Yeah?

PATTY - Danny! I want to talk to you.

Ease off Patty!

SONNY - Aahh, c’mon! Zuko! It’ll be neat. Annette’s startin to get big knockers!

Solid! Later, Patty.

RIZZO - Remember, play it cool.

(DANNY sees SANDY)

Hey Sandy! Wow what a total! Wick-ed!

SANDY - What’s it to ya, Zuko?

Hey, we was just goin to check out The Mouse Keteers. How would you like to come along?

FRENCHY - Don’t sweat it. I’ll fix it up. I just got a job demonstrating this new miracle make-up at Wool-worth’s.

Hey, Sandy, you’re somethin else!

(all choked up ends)

Hey, I still got my ring! I guess you’re still kinda mad at me, huh?

DOODY - Yeah, we’re missin “Anything Can Happen” Day!

Yeah, let’s cut it! You comin, Bid D?

SANDY - Nah. It don’t matter. Right?

Hell no, c’mon Patty!