Glinda/Aunt Em Lines

Dorothy: Aunt Em! Aunt Em… Aunt Em!

Fifty-seven.. Fifty-eight

Dorothy: Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto! She-

Dorothy, please! We’re trying to count! Fifty-eight…

Dorothy: Oh, oh, poor little things… she says he gets into her garden and chases her nasty old cat every day.

Seventy… Dorothy, Please!

Dorothy: But he doesn’t do it every day… she said she’s going to get the-

Dorothy! We’re busy! (Exit)

Hunk: You were scared! If you was a jackrabbit, you’d be in the next county by now!

Here, here, what’s all this jabberwapping about when there’s work to be done? I know three shiftless farmhands that’ll be out of a job before they know it!

Hickory: Well, we were just having a little fun, Mrs. Gale.

A farm’s no place for fun, you want fun, you go join a circus!

Hickory: Might just do that. Be a strongman, see the world.

Well, don’t start posing for it now. Here, here, you can’t work on an empty stomach. Here have some cookies.

Hunk: Gosh, Mrs. Gale!

Just baked.

Hunk: Swell!

Well, you don’t have to stand around just to eat them. You go get that wagon hitched up and Zeke you feed them hogs before they worry themselves into anemia!

Dorothy: Auntie Em, really do you know what Ms. Gulch said she was going to do to Toto? She said she was going to-

Dorothy, dear, stop imagining things. You always get yourself into a fret over nothing.

Well-

Now, you just help us out today and find yourself a place where you won’t get into an trouble. (Exit)

Uncle Henry: Oh, she bit her dog?

Afternoon Ms. Gulch, I just made a fresh batch of cookies if you’ve a mind to sit a while.

Uncle Henry: If you don’t eat, you’ll waste away, and I’d hate to see you dwindle.

Dorothy, could you bring Toto out here a minute? Now I’m sure if Dorothy’s upset you in any way, she’ll only be to glad to apologize the best she can.

Uncle Henry: Was he sober?

Dorothy, Ms. Gulch here seems very upset.

Dorothy: Oh, please Aunt Em!… You can send me to bed without supper-

You hear how sorry the child is, surely if she promises to give your house a wide berth….