kaylee lines for the prom

Emma: nice. This would be a death threat, I guess. Way to take the high road, guys.

Do you like the bear?

Emma: Yeah. You know, I’m pretty sure this breaks a few laws. Violating my privacy, threatening my life..

It’s our way of saying “thank you Emma.”

Alyssa: come on guys, lay off her

Oh, are you on her side?

SO GO TO PROM WITH ME KAYLEE

You’re such an idiot! Yes!

Emma: (finishing singing) BELONGS TO MEEEE

Oh god. I can’t believe this is finally happening.

Shelby: she almost ruined it for all of us

Well, what goes around comes around. You look hot!

Alyssa: You lied to me!

Yeah, who’s the liar?

Shelby: We know about you and Emma. Believe me, we’re doing you a favor.

You can thank us later.

Hawkins and Dee Dee scene just finished now y’all are in front of 711

I saw it on CNN.

Shelby: Seriously?

Kaylee: Yes. They said, “Edgewater Indiana overflows with bigotry.” They talked about us like we’re monsters.

Shelby: I saw a Fox News van drive down my street yesterday.

At least they’re on our side.

Trent: Wait! We’re building a bridge! Building a bridge! What about you?

Me?

Trent: Who are you?

Kaylee.

Trent: No, that’s your name. Who are you? Let’s say I am to play Kaylee in “The Story of Kaylee.” Help me prepare.

Uh…I’m a girl. A teenager. I’m a cheerleader.

Trent: And why do you hate homosexuals?

Hey! I’m a good person! Right, Shelby?

Trent: Okay, well I’m pretty sure there are rules in the Bible that you guys are breaking every day.

Well, that’s different.

Trent: Is it? You can’t cherry-pick the Bible, choosing which parts you want to believe.

We don’t do that.

AN ETERNITY IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL

Hey!

Shelby: You know, you made a lot of sense.

What are you talking about?

Shelby: You don’t feel even slightly bad for Emma? You guys used to hang out.

That was before she turned gay.

Trent: Oh, they hated you all right. They hated you with a burning passion stoked by centuries of intolerance and a lack of a drama program.

That guy from “Talk to the Hand” really opened our eyes. I’m sorry too, Emma. You explain things really well. You should be, like, a teacher.

Trent: Really? Fair warning: I do tend to pontificate…

We could listen to you talk all day!