big jule lines // guys & dolls (musical)

"What do you say, Big Jule? Shall we stick around or shall we blow?"

"I came here to shoot crap. Let's shoot crap."

" Mind telling me where you're from?"

"East Cicero, Illinois."

"Oh, what do you do there?"

"I'm a Scout master."

"FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW..."

"Which nobody cannot deny."

"A most beautiful doll indeed. Don'tyou agree Bog Jule?"

"Tell me, how long you know th edoll?"

"Fourteen years."

"Let's shoot crap."

"Canasta!"

"Wait a minute! I'm losing ten G's!"

CRAP SHOOTERS DANCE ENDS

"Wait a minute, where you all going? I came here to shoot crap!"

"...namely twenty-four hours."

"I do not care who is tired. I am out twenty-five G's so nobody leaves."

"...Right, Big Jule?"

"Give me the dice. I'm shooting five hundred."

"Big Jule will arrange the other half."

"Hah!"

"...your luck is bound to-"

"Shut up. Another five."

"And here comes the big lucky roll."

"Haah!"

"Tough luck, Big Jule."

"Well that cleans me. But I ain't through yet. I wil now play on credit."

"...I'm as fresh as a daisy."

"Then I will play with you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. You've been raking down out of every pot. You must have by now quite a bundle."

"...I should assume some dough."

"Detroit, I'm going to oll you willy or nilly. If I lose, I will give you my marker."

"Let me hear from Big Jule."

"You will give me cash."

"Now I heard it."

"Here is my marker. Put up your dough. Is anything wrong?"

"...but you cannot write your signature?"

"I was goof in arithmetic, but I stunk in English."

"This will put you through Harvard."

"I'm rolling a thousand. And to change my luck I will use my own dice."

"Your own dice!"

"I had them made for me especially in Chicago."

"They're blank."

"I had the spots taken off for luck. But I remember where the spots formerly were."

"...where the spots formerly was?"

"Why not?"

"I see no reason"

"A five and a five. My point is ten."

"Well then I still got a chance."

"Tensy come againsy!"

"I wish he would fall down on his endsy."

"Heah! A ten! I win!"

"A ten?"

"A six and four."

"Which is the six and which is the four?"

"Either way. Now I'm shooting two thousand. Get it up!"

"Adelaide is waiting for me."

"Get up the two thousand.''

"...other chaps in on the fun?"

"After I'm through with you! Two thousand. Hah! Seven! I win."

"What a surprise."

"Detroit, I think I will take it easy this time."

"Wht do you mean?"

"I'm shooting one dollar."

"I'll take all of it."

"How do you like that? Snake eyes! I lose."

"For this I've got to bend down."

"Now I will give you a chance. I will roll you for three thousand."

"Three G's?"

"I am rolling you for three G's. Put it down there."

"...right into your pocket?"

"Get it up! Haah! Eleven I win."

"That cleans me."

"Now I will play with you guys."

"I will roll you with my dice."

"Alright Detroit, that's fair. What are you gonna use for money?"

"Nathan, don't make Big Jule have to do something to you."

"Yeah. I'm on vacation."

"Good evening gentlemen."

"Well, fresh blood. You lookin for some action?"

"I would like to talk to some of the guys."

"We ain't talking. We're shooting crap."

"I'm only asking for one minute."

"We are shooting crap."

"It has to do with Ms. Sarah Brown's mission."

"Say, who is this guy?"

"...small wager on a proposition?"

"What's the proposition?"

"...or left-handed?"

"How would I know a thing like that?"

PEOPLE START CROSSING STAGE

"But I told you, I don't wanna go to no prayer meeting."

"...wish to cause me embarrasment."

"But if it ever gets back to Chicago that I went to a prayer meeting no decent person will talk to me."

"Big Jule."

"Well,I used to be bad when I was a kid but since then I've gone straight, which I can prove by my thirty-three arrests and zero convictions."

"Brother Nicely-Nicely Johnson."

"Get up you fat water buffalo."

"I never saw them before in my life."

"What a right broad."

"Ain't we, boys?"

"I'm really sorry."

"...Devil is using loaded dice!"

"Where's the crap game?"