Keeri Firebringer Lines

What was that, Jemilla? I just hear you asking yourself what you should do. Well I got an idea for you.

And I heard you say something about fucking a duck? I’m not judging. We’ve all done it once or twice.

What are you two supposed to be doing?

Uhhhh, gathering nuts.

“I’ve eaten enough nuts for today, time to go home to my family.”

Nooo don’t give him a family

“I’ve just gotten done murdering my family”

Ewww I hate him!

Yep. That’s my dream

That’s some dream

All I need is a way to kill them!

Well, maybe a little snack will help you think. As senior nut collector, I’m really not supposed to be doing this, but I can hook you up.

They’re clumps of dirt.

Bullshit

This is a live, living beetle.

Oh, I thought it was a little nut trying to crawl away from me. I’m your mommy now.

Keeri, have you ever seen a nut?

Well if this bag is any indication, maybe not.

This is a jagged rock. That will kill you.

Really?

That’ll kill you.

Let’s just say, hypothetically, that someone did eat a bunch of those. How many would it take to kill them? Probably more than ten, right?

Keeri, does this hurt?

Hey!

Ready Keeri?

Ready

Keeri? What are you thinking? Do you know what that would have done to you?

No. That’s what we were trying to find out before we were so rudely interrupted. Shall we continue Zazzalil?

Does this look like a mistake?

Hey, why didn’t the spear work?

And patient.

She’s a great elephant.

I was building a little hut the other day…

Hey Zazzalil. You doing okay? I was worried you might feel pretty stupid. To put yourself out there with that new invention, then to have it fail so miserably. Maybe it’s time to get out of this whole inventing thing altogether. Hey, we can find someone else to blindly follow together! I know, what about Jemilla? She’s smarter than us!

I’m not gonna let her ruin my life for one more second.

Hey! Jemilla banned that thing forever!

That mammoth’s out there, and I’m gonna kill it!

Wait, eek!!!

Cheer up guys. The joke is still kinda funny. I know a lot has changed, but we don’t have to question everything.

Jemilla, I have a question!

Yes.

Um… earlier today you banned a few things forever. How long is forever?

It’s unending.

Okay. So it’s still going on? You’re sure forever didn’t end, like,maybe a few minutes ago?

Is this about Zazzalil?

Uhhhhhh

But will anyone help me!?

Jemilla, I’m just a crony. In Zazzalil’s absence, I’m your crony. Wherever you go, I’ll follow.

RARRRRRGGHHHH (Snarl)

She did it! Look!

Jemilla wants us to be hungry and starving forever. Is that what you want? No way!!! Fuck her!!

Hey maybe Zazzalil can be our new leader!

Whoa. Look at that.

Hey Zazzalil?

Uh huh.

Zazzalil?

Oh hey, Keeri. What’s up?

Well, I heard you singing and dancing with everybody just now, and it reminded me of when just you and me used to sing and dance. You know? We’d be out gathering, I’d pick something up, and you’d tell me whether it was a nut or not. (SIGH) That was fun.

You’re the official mammoth killer!

Uh huh. Yeah, about that, I don’t think I can do my job anymore. First if all, I have killing them because I really like mammoths…

They’re delicious.

But besides that. I can’t find any.

Their name means big for fuck’s sake.

Yeah, they’re easy to spot, and I know exactly where they live, but they’re just not there anymore. I think we might’ve…killed all of them.

All of them? No way.

I don’t know. We sure killed a lot. And we didn’t even eat all the meat. Most of it ernt bad so we threw it in the watering hole. And then all the rancid meat made the water poison. Lots of people are drinking it and then puking it back out. So now the water’s poison and pukey. Also the insane amount of fires we’re burning is killing all the bees.

How about giant sloths?

But they have friendly human faces, and if you get real close to one it’ll give you a hug. I don’t know if I could bring myself to light one on fire.

How about giant sloths?

Well, if Jemilla were here she’d probably do something about all the killing, and extinction, and terrible stuff. Like… stop it???

The fire ate our huts and died!

Jemilla was right.

Keeri?

She warned us. Told us that we didn’t understand fire. That it was dangerous. Now we’re out here, at night, nowhere near the cave, with no fire to protect us.

Whoa, it’s fire! Fire!

Emberly, you just shat out a fire!

No, everyone! It’s not fire. See? It’s not really warm.

I don’t know guys. I think it’s a little warm.

We’ll go back to the cave and gather nuts, just like the good old days.

Ok! Wait a sec. This is all your fault. When Jemila was in charge and you and me were breaking rules and complaining together, that was fun. But now that you’re in charge and there’s nobody else to blame, it’s kinda like, fuck you. I’m gonna go help them…because Grant seems like a great guy!