Grease - Rizzo's Lines and Entrances

Scene 2 Entrance Line

Jan: “I’ll see if I have room for it.”

Marty: “Hey, Rizzo, over here!”

Hey, hey, hey, where’s all the guys?

Jan: “Those slobs. You think they’d spend a dime on their lunch? They’re bagging it”

Pretty cheap

Jan: “Yeah, her name’s Sandy. She seems pretty cool. Maybe we could let her in the Pink Ladies.”

Just what we need. Another chick hangin’ around.

Frenchy: “Come on, sit down.”

How long you been livin’ around here?

Patty (offstage): “Hi kids!!!!!!!”

Look who’s comin’. Patty Simcox, the little Lulu of Rydell High.

Patty: “Well don’t say hello”

We won’t

Patty: “Oh, I just love the first day of school, don’t you?”

It’s the biggest thrill of my life.

Patty: “You’ll never guess what happened this morning”

Prob’ly not

Patty: “Me! Isn’t that wild?”

Wild

Marty: “Aaahhhh, shoo-oot!”

Patty: “Goodness gracious”

Oooo. Naughty-naughty. What was that all about?

Patty: “Gee, he sounds wonderful, Sandy”

Doody: “She really sounds cool, Danny”

This guy sounds like a drip

Sandy: “Did you say Danny Zuko?”

Danny: “I didn’t say that Sonny!”

Hey, was he the guy?

Patty: “Listen, Sandy, forget Danny Zuko. I know some really nice boys”

So do I. Right you guys? C’mon let’s go.

Frenchy: “See you around Patty”

Yeah, maybe we’ll drop in on the next Student Council meeting

Marty: “Not you greaseball! Danny!”

Yeah. We got a surprise for ya

Jan: “Yeah, those guys are all a bunch of creeps.”

Yeah, Zuko’s the biggest creep of all”

Sandy: “Listen, I’m sorry, but I’m not feeling too well, and I…"

Look, Sandy, if you think you’re gonna be hangin’ around with the Pink Ladies - you gotta get with it! Otherwise, forget it… and go back to your hot cocoa and Girl Scout cookies!

Frenchy: “Hardy-har-har”

Frenchy exits

That chick’s getting to be a real pain

Jan: “Ah, lay off, Rizzo”

Sandy (offstage): “Ahhhhhhhh!!!”

What was that

Jan: “You never told us you knew any Marines”

How long have you known this guy?

Marty: “Oh… just a couple of months. […] Oh yeah, and look what else!”

All: AHHHHH

Frenchy: “Jeez! Engaged to a Marine!”

Endsville

Entrance Rizzo Scene 4

After Greased Lightning

Kenickie: “This is ‘Greased Lightning’! Ain’t it cool?”

Yeah. About as cool as a garbage truck. Out! (talking to Danny) Hey Danny, I just left your girlfriend over at Marty’s house, heaving all over the place.

Danny: “Whattya talkiun’ about?”

Sandy Dumbrowski! Y’know… Sandra Dee! Ha!

Danny: “Hey, better hobby than yours, Rump.

All: Rump, Rump, Rump, Rump

Danny: “Why should I? She don’t mean nothin’ to me.”

Sure, Zuko, every day now! Ya mean you ain’t told ‘em?

Kenickie: Come off it Rizzo. Whattya’ tryin’ to do, make us think she’s like you?

What’s that crack supposed to mean? I ain’t heard you complainin’

Kenickie: “That’s ‘cause you never stop flappin’ your gums!”

Danny: “Hey, cool it, huh?

Shut up Kenickie or you’re gonna get a knuckle sandwich!

Kenickie: “Oh, I’m really worries, scab!”

Okay, you creep!

Danny (separating Rizzo and Kenickie): Come on, cut it out! What a couple of fruitcakes!

Well, he started it!

Vince Fontaine’s voice: “….’cause tomorrow night your truly, the main-brain Vince Fontaine […] So, make it a point to stop by the joint, Rydell High, 7:30 tomorrow night.”

Hey, Danny, you going to the dance tomorrow night?

Danny: “I don’t think so”

No? Aww, you’re all broken up over little Gidget!

Danny: “Who?”

Ahhh, c’mon Zuko, why don’tcha take me to the dance? I can pull that Sandra Dee routine too. Right, you guys?

Sandy (to Rizzo): “Listen, just who do you think you are? I saw you making fun of me… (Danny grabs Sandy off of Rizzo) LET GO OF ME! YOU DIRTY LIAR! DON’T TOUCH ME!”

Ahhh, let me go. I ain’t gonna do nothin’ to her. That chick’s flipped her lid!

Danny: “Sandy!!!! (pause) Weird chick! Hey, Rizzo, you wanna go to the dance with me?”

Huh? Yeah, sure. Why not?

Danny: “Hey, I know just the guy. Right you guys!”

All: Hey, Eugene!

Vince: “And don’t forget, only ten more minutes ‘til the big Hand-Jive dance contest. So, if you’ve got a steady, get her ready.”

Hey, Danny, you gonna be my partner for the dance contest?

Danny: “Maybe, if nothing better comes along.”

Drop dead!

Danny: “I made the team”

Patty: “Ohh, wonderful!”

Hey, Zuko, I think she’s tryin’ to tell ya somethin’! Go on, dance with her. You ain’t doin’ me no good.

Danny: “Hey, Eugene, Betty Rizzo thinks you look like Pat Boone.”

Eugene: “Oh?”

Whattya say, Fruit Boots?

Danny: “Hey, listen… y’know she used to be a half-way decent chick before she got mixed up with you and your friends”

When Patty leaves, go center stage to meet with Kenickie

Hey, Kenickie, where ya been, the submarine races?

Kenickie: “Nah, I had to go to Egypt to pick up a date”

You feel like dancin’?

Kenickie: “Crazy”

Euguene: “It’s been very nice talking to you, Betty”

Yeah, see ya around the bookmobile (drag Kenickie off to stage left and slow dance)

Danny: “Hey, Rizzo, I’m ready to dance with you now.”

Don’t strain yourself… I’m dancin’ with Kenickie.

Kenickie: “Aah, come on! You ain’t takin’ your record player already! The party’s just gettin’ started”

Yeah, she’s cuttin’ out because Zuko ain’t here

Sandy: “No, I’m not! I didn’t come here to see him.

No? What’dja come for, then.

Sandy: “Uh… because I was invited.”

We only invited ya’ because we needed a record player.

Marty: “Man, you’re really a barrel of laughs tonight, Rizzo. What’s buggin’ you anyway?

Huh? Ah, never mind… it’s a long story. (long pause) Hey, what happened to the music? Why don’t you guys sing another song?

Sandy crossing stage right with record player in an attempt to leave

Hey! Just a minute Miss Goody-Two Shoes! Where do you think you’re going? (going after her) Hey, how come I didn’t see Zuko around here tonight? You listening, Miss Sandra Dee?

Entrance Scene 5 (Act 2)

After Danny’s: “Solid! Later, Patty!”

Danny: “Solid! Later, Patty!”

Remember, play it cool.

Marty: “Ohh, would you paint my name on it?”

Move to center stage with Kenickie

Hey, Kenickie, can we stop by the Dairy Queen? How’s ‘bout a little ;arty? Black Cows all around. My treat!

Danny: “Hey. I know just the guy. Right you guys!”

All: Hey, Eugene!

Eugene: “A-wop-ba-ba-lu-bop!”

All: A-wop-bam-boom!