Smile Freddy lines.

(Enter stage left)

Hey, Little Bob!

Little Bob: Shh. Jesus Christ, Freddy. Do you think your late enough or anything?

I had trouble getting out of the house.

Little Bob: Douchebag. Have you got the camera?

Of course.

Little Bob: Great. The dorms are upstairs and that's where they mostly get naked. I've staked it out on this map my dad had of the whole building and I think I've got the perfect spot. Plenty of light, completely hidden, and we’ll get a birdseye view of everything.

if we get caught our ass…

Little Bob: Is grass. but I don't plan to get caught. Look, its like my dad says, in business you have to weigh the risks against the possible gains and proceed like a man.

That’s business. I just wanna see a little heinie

(in the shower after the last UNTIL TOMORROW…)

Ouch/pathetic sound

Little Bob: No I'm not.

He’s not.

Little Bob: I gotta hand it to ya, Freddy. These pictures are incredible.

Yeah, but I didn't know they were gonna end up on stage.

Little Bob: Look, its great advertising. Now these are full frontals for Gary. Fifteen a piece. He owes us thirty bucks. And tell him I'll throw in this one.

Jeez!

Little Bob: At only five bucks extra because Little Bob Freelander’s customers…

Are also his friends.