Tyler Barnetts Lines - Lockdown - Douglas Craven

ADAM - this is bull

KARSH - watch your language

ADAM - Sorry

TYLER -

CHELSEA - thats not funny

KARSH - shhh

TYLER -

KARSH - Barnett thats enough

TYLER -

We’re gonna die anyway

no im being totally seriuos, we’re done

what. its true. thers like terrorists in the hall or something

LIZ - why do we have to be so quiet

KARSH - its just the precedue blahahaha to keep us safe

SARAH - from what

TYLER -

KARSH - tyler. once more and you get detentions

TYLER -

Mark - hey shut up

TYLER -

From terrorists

oooh detentions

why dont you shut up

KARSH - Don’t be sorry, everyboyds scared

LIZ - “mr karsh, where are you going” (whispering to tyler to get reaction from him)

TYLER -

MARK - your an asshole barnett shut your face

LIZ - you shut up (CW)

MARK - what did you call me

TYLER

hurry back sir, i need you to hold me

she called you (CW), (CW)

SARAH - it’s serious it means theres somebody in the hall with a gun or something

TYLER

or terrorists

ADAM Harding has his head so far up his ass

TYLER

CHELSEA they would have drill for something like this

MARK its gotta be. its gotta be ad rill

SARAH what if it isn’t what if thers’s some guy out there with a gun

TYLER

hes stoned half the time

(breaking tensino) ah who farted

ADAM wait for what

TYLER

MARK thats it your

TYLER

MARK shut upp dickless

SARAH stop it

TYLER

for death

im what? im dead? im deas? im so dead

hey dolans why dont you look after your girlfriend, shes just about shitting her pants

TEACHER im not going to ask you again. it wont be much longer, everybody sit tight

TYLER

ADAM what the hell was that

TYLER

ADAM i’m tight

TYLER

LIZ bitch

TYLER

ADAM some grade nine kid sge was in the hall shes the one karsh pulled in

TYLER

sit tight

nevermind just sit tight

yeah unlike liz I hear. right liz

hey whos this kid

hey whats your name? hey heloooo

LIZ procedure

PHIL its designed to keep us safe

TYLER

oh the proceure

PHIL did the catch the guy

LIZ he didn't even run, he just put away his gun and walks out the door

TYLER

MARK who you

TYLER

ALL haha

TYLER

MARK you even have to ask that

TYLER

come on thats never gong to happen, somebody would have stopped him

yea i would

no seriosuly. what makes you think i wouwldnt

you dont know what id do. if some guy came in here witha gun, id kick his ass

ALL laughter

TYLER

MARK why some kind of tough (quick interject)

TYLER

ADAM since when you do you do the right thing, i mean we get along and everything but i cant see you

TYLER

LIZ you ok

TYLER

MARK whos that

TYLER

(hurt) i would, i would try to stop him

its the right thing to do

fine, whatever

screw it

its this grade nine kid, hey sir!

SARAH sir let me

TYLER

KARSH thats it come over here

TYLER

KARSH come here

TYLER

oh boohoo

I thought we were supposed to stay down, you know in case somebody blows anthrax under the door of something

KARSH your crap

TYLER

KARSH all year blah blah ack like a jackass

TYLER

KARSH yea you are blah blah can you do that tyler

TYLER

KARSH god you dont get it do you

TYLER

ADAM what did hesay

Tyler

my crap

oh ima jackass

no i guess i just dont

nothing

ADAM christ

CHELSEA its ok, queit, queit

TYLER

shut her up

MARK - put that out

ADAM nobody can see it from the window

MARK i said put it out

TYLER

hey shut up, who died and made you boss

MARK how long is it now

LIZ more than an hour

ADAM where the hell is karsh

TYLER

MARK then why don’t you

TYLER

MARK you don of a-

SARAH -mark!

TYLER

prolly booked it, hell thats what id do

because i’m in love with you

any time, buddy

ADAM that could have been anybody, that could have been a cop

PHIL or karsh

CHELSEA he would come back to get us

TYLER

LIZ thats stupid

TYLER

right he got out so should we

youre stupid

SARAH do you believe in god

MARK sure

PHIL no, i’m agnostic, maybe

PHIL you see agnostic means you’re not sure if

TYLER

we get it

SARAH its an old way of saying it blach blah why does jesus want children to suffer

PHIL well why does he

TYLER

toss it over here

ADAM man dont you ever shut upo

LIZ jesus dad

TYLER

LIZ goddamn answering machine

TYLER

ADAM why would he damn anything

TYLER

LIZ yes there is

TYLER

whats your problem

why would god damn an answering machine

easy, he doesnt because there is no god

you know whos god, whoever’s out in that hall, thats god

MARK get out

SARAH no i heard that

PHIL i heard it to

TYLER

that would be awesome

ADAM man you take all the fun out of exploding pigeons you know that

LIZ life is so random

TYLER

I know it

MARK its just flying by and it explodes

LIZ that’s terrible

TYLER

its hilarious

PHIL system breaking

TYLER

MARK yeah

PHIL mark no.. mow us down without even rying

MARK we cant just sit around

LIZ i’ve got to get out of here

TYLER

what if we decide not to

no sit down liz, its going to be ok, come on sit down

ADAM were hunted, fucking hunted

TYLER

take it easy, if anybody comes in here, i’m going to bash his head in with a fire extinguisher, okay, okay

LIZ open the door

PHIL wait we dont know who itis

TYLER

i think hes gone