In The Name of Our Heavenly Father

Lyra's Play

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Heather! Why are you on Earth? I asked you to balance my planner, now I have meetings on top of one another! I’m quite a busy being!

Oh GOD, you know! Doing some… errands!

Finish up, I need my favorite assistant back.

I am here in the name of the Heavenly Father!

Ahem! I don’t think so, Heather O’Heaven!

Shit!

I’ll have you know, Satan, I have not authorized these actions at all!

Thank you, God! I knew you would stay true to your word!

Oh, you’re welcome, you know, kids these days just have no manners!

I don't think that’s all that bad.

Huh.

HEATHER! She’s given me another chance at life, she’s done what no one has ever done for me, she tried, she’s trying to help me, that means something to me.

Awwwww, Heatherrrrrr!

Why not today be the day she kicks the bucket?

Oh, I don’t know, my son always tells me to forgive all… Dahlia Marie Flowers, say ten Hail Mary’s every night for the next month, and we’re square. No dying today.

Oh. my. GOD! You-

Oops! I’ve got no time to chat, since SOMEONE didn’t balance my planner, I’ve got to go. If you want to talk to Satan, I’ll try to pencil you in for… how’s 1,000 years from now?