Percy Jackson Lines - Sally

Percy:…Museums are crazy -

Sally: The headmaster called me

Percy: About the art?

Sally: About the field trip.

Percy: Are you mad?

Sally: Well, I’m not happy. What happened, Percy?

Percy: So first the math teacher turned into a demon, then I had this sword -

Sally: You know what, it doesn’t matter. We’ll find another school. Again.

Percy: I’m not a bad kid on purpose.

Sally: Oh, baby, I know. How would you like to take a trip? Just the two of us.

Percy: Is that okay with “Smelly Gabe”?

Sally: I’ll deal with your stepfather.

Gabe: Sally! Where’s my bean dip? Ya tryin’ to starve me here?

Sally: Gabe, there you are…dear. How would you like a weekend without me and Percy in your way?

Gabe: Naw She likes doin’ things for me

Sally: I’ll give you a back rub. A… foot rub?

Gabe: …What’re ya Savin’ up for?

Sally: Creative writing night classes.

Gabe: …If he was my kid—

Sally: He’s not.

Percy: Mom… you don’t have to put up with him like that

Sally: it’s complicated, Percy.

Percy: You always say that, why?

Sally: Because the truth might mean saying goodbye to you. For good. But maybe it’s time.

Percy: Look at the size of those waves!

Sally: Fire’s going. Someone needs a marshmallow. They’re blue. Don’t tell me you’re too old for blue food.

Percy: (singing) No coming home for dinner, he sounds like a real winner.

Sally: He didn’t have a choice. He wanted to meet you, and he warned me that things might be hard if you were… like him.

Percy: So what is this place? Are you sending me to summer school?

Sally: More like summer camp. It’s just over that hill, past that pine tree. I thought I’d be enough to protect you. But you deserve the truth.

Percy: You’re acting like I’m never gonna see you again, if it’s just a summer camp…

Sally: Not any ordinary summer camp. Percy, your father is…

Grover: I’ve been searching everywhere for you guys.

Sally: What is it? What’s wrong?

Grover: You didn’t tell her about what happened on the field trip?

Sally: What happened on the field trip?

Percy: And you couldn’t have mentioned that sooner?

Sally: Grover… is a fury after Percy right now?

Grover: A fury? Oh no no no…

Sally: Oh thank god.

Grover: It’s a Minotaur

Sally: Oh no.

Percy: Well, I’m sorry if this is a lot to take in right now!

Sally: Boys! Grover you need to get Percy to the border.

Percy: What about you?

Sally: You’re the one it’s after, Percy. I love you so much. Run!

Percy: Awesome!

Sally: Over here. You want my son, you have to answer to me.

Percy: …Mom?

Sally: Go.

Hades: Not even in exchange for her?

Sally: Percy?

Poseidon: A hero’s life is never easy.

Sally: Percy?

Percy: Mom, you’re alive!

Sally: You saved me, baby.

Poseidon: uh, hey.

Sally: Hi.

Poseidon: You look even more beautiful than the night we first met.

Sally: You haven’t changed at all.

Percy: So, that’s my dad.

Sally: That’s your dad.

Percy: He told me about Gabe. Mom, you don’t have to stay with him for me.

Sally : You sound like your father. He wanted to solve all my problems too. He even offered to build me a palace under the sea. But you saved my life. It’s time I figure out how to live it.

Percy: I know you’ll be strong, Mom. But if Gabe does give you any more trouble…

Sally: “Care of Aunty Em’s Garden Emporium” ?