Percy Jackson lines

the Greek gods almighty titans of earth sea and the sky! but even they were kinda once! but they didn't have jt easy.

Kronos

-feared the day his children would inherit the earth. So what did he do? Anyone? Anyone?

he ate them!

ah… thank you mrs. dodds. But! one child devised a plan to rescue his brothers and sisters! he tricked Kronos-

Kronos!

-into eating a rock. And what did Kronos do? Anyone? Any student?

He vomited them up!

Dude. I'm your only friend.

Percy Jackson!

the day it all got dark

MR. JACKSON! Please see me by the sphinx.

Look… if this is about Nancy Bobofit, she only hates me because I stopped her from setting fire to those first-graders-

I've heard much about you… percy jackson.

really? thats very dedicated for a substitute…

Kicked out of five schools in six years. One might question your parentage.

Hey, don't talk about my mom-

And your father? Thats right, you don't know who he is

You think I'm tough? How do you think he is at capture the flag?

Capture the Flag!

Who's the captain of the other team?

I am.

Meet Clarisse, the daughter of Ares, god of war.

You got a problem with that? Prepare to be pulverized - newbie.

Okay, just stay here. Just stay in the bathroom and stay out of-

Trouble? HA! HEARD YOU WERE TOUGH-

Ill/she'll put you in your place [water rumbles]

What's that noise?

It's a record company? Actually I'm not surprised.

Don't get eaten by monsters.

Attention, Greyhound passengers, we're now entering scenic New Jersey, and it looks like another pleasant - Dear god, what are you doing with that sword?

Perseus Jackson, meet my sisters!!!

You know, this isn't my worst experience I've had riding a Greyhound.

Submit now, or suffer eternal torment!

The bolt is on its way, my lord. Everything is unfolding as I - we planned

You Falter

It's nothing, the delivery requires certain sacrifices.

Sacrifice is necessary to remake the world. Remember what these gods have done. Remember Thalia. And when I'm free- wait, someones here, listening even as he dreams. Hello, Perseus Jackson

Hey Clarrise, we met your dad. He's not as tough as you.

You met my dad? Did he mention me?

He'll be back.

Then he'll be sorry.