scene 4: meet the plastics

That’s it.

Wait. Why don’t I know you?

I don’t know. I’m new here. I used to be home-schooled.

Wait, what?

I just moved here from Africa.

Shut up! Shut up!

I didn’t say anything.

You’re like, really pretty.

Thanks.

So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?

Oh, I don’t know….

Oh my God, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?

It’s so fetch.

What is “fetch”?

Do me!

Oh my God, Jason, stop skeezing on the new girl. No one thinks you’re funny and your teeth look like corn. Also this thing you’re doing where you try to lower your voice when you talk is making people sad.

Anyone who would like Jason W. to go back to his normal voice please raise your hand.

Bitch.

Wow. You’re really gonna get noticed around here. We should help you. Could you give us some privacy?