A guide to Mr. Levine Speak

Horrible

terrific, fantastic, the best ever as in, "Have a horrible day."

Peper

usually an 8.5 x 11 inch tool used to write on as in, "Grab a peper and put your first and last name on it."

Cornfusing

when something isn't clear or needs more explanation as in "If this is cornfusing, you should ask qvestions."

Qvestions

something one asks when one needs more information as in "You should ask qvestions, if you are cornfused."

Terlet

a place one goes when one needs to go to the restroom as in "If you need to go the terlet, you need to sign out and wear the medal."

Nasty children

the most excellent reason I come everyday and enjoy everyday as in "Hello nasty children are you having a horrible day?"

Schmoogle, wikischmedia

sources one can use for research, but not to be relied upon as in "Don't just use the schmoogle box or wikishmedia, that is lazy research."

Nickname

a name given to one who's named Nick as in "If you had a nickname, your name would be Nick."

Phlemnominal

an answer so good that it produces an excellent nasal response as in "That was a phlemnominal response!"

Stop, drop, and roll

a series of phlemnominal answers given in one period by one person as in "You're on fire, stop, drop and roll!"

Itsnot

the opposite of "it is" as in "Itsnot over there."

Defamanitions

the meaning of a word as in "the defamanition of the word is..."

Vocabamalary

a list of words to learn as in "here is the vocabamalry words for the unit."

cawinkydink

an event that happens to strongly relate to another event that occurs simultaneously as in "that's just a cawinkydink that you and I are wearing the same shirt".

compooter

an electronic device students use to access the internet and work on schmoogle docs as in "grab your compooter and work on your assignment."