Grease - Miss Lynch's Lines

A1 SC1: End of “Rydell Alma Mater”

Thank you. It is my pleasure at this time to introduce Mrs. Patricia Simcox Honeywell, your class yearbook editor, and Mr. Eugene Florczyk, class valedictorian and today vice-president of “Straight-Shooters” Unlimited, Research and Marketing.

A1 SC2 - SONNY: I’m just not gonna take any of her crap, that’s all. I don’t take no crap from nobody.

What’s all the racket out here?

DOODY: Hi, Miss Lynch, did you have a nice summer?

SONNY: Hello, Miss Lynch, we was…uh…

Dominic, aren’t you supposed to be in class right now?

SONNY: I… I…

You’re just dawdling, aren’t you? That’s a fine way to start the new semester, Mr. LaTierri. Well? Are you going to stand there all day?

SONNY: No, Ma’am

DOODY: No, Ma’am

Then move!

A1 SC3 - End “Those Magic Changes

(to SONNY) Mr. LaTierri, aren’t you due in Detention Hall right now?

A2 SC1 - JONNY: Let’s get things under way by bringing up our own Miss Lynch.

Thank you, Clarence. (All the kids break up. JONNY gives kids “the finger.”) Whenever you’re finished. (Noise subsides a little.) Before we begin, I’d like to welcome you all to “Moonlight in the Tropics.” (Drum Hit) And I think we all owe a big round of applause to Patty Simcox and her committee for the wonderful decorations.

CHA-CHA: They Shoulda got real coconuts!

Now, I’m sure you’ll be glad to know that I’m not judging this dance contest. (A few kids cheer.) All right. All right. I’d like to present Mr. Vince Fontaine… (Kids cheer, as she looks around) …Mr. Fontaine?

VINCE: Comin’ right up!

As most of you know, Mr. Fontaine is an announcer for radio station WAXX. (Vince whispers in her ear.) …uh… “Dig the scene on big fifteen.” (Cheer goes up.) Now for the rules! One: All couples must be boy-girl.

ROGER: Too bad, Eugene!

Two: anyone using tasteless or vulgar movements will be disqualified.

RIZZO: That let’s us out!

Three: If Mr. Fontaine taps you on the shoulder, you must clear the dance floor immediately…

After dancing with Vince Fontaine

My goodness! Well, we have our winners. Will you step up here for your prizes? Daniel Zuko and … and…

CHA-CHA: Cha-Cha DiGregorio.

Uh… Cha-Cha DiGregorio.

CHA-CHA: They call me Cha-Cha ‘cause I’m the best dancer at St. Bernadette’s.

Oh…that’s very nice. Congratulations to both of you, and here are your prizes: two record albums. “Hits from the House of WAXX” autographed by Mr. Vince Fontaine. Two free passes to the Twi-Light Drive In Theatre…good on any week night. A coupon worth ten dollars off at Robert Hall. And last but not least, your trophies, prepared by Mrs. Schneider’s art class.