Before Munchkinland Sequences

*Sound Cue*

D: Toto? Toto, where are you?

T: Ruff-ruff-ruff-ruff-grrr!

D: Oh, Toto!

T: Gruff!

D: Toto! I've got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.

T: Rrrrome, there! Rover ra rrrrainrow!

D: You’re right, Toto! We must be over the rainbow!

*Enter*

D: Now I know we’re not in Kansas

Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

D: Who, me? Why, I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Oh! Well… is that the witch?

D: Who, Toto?

T: Grrrrrrr…

D: Toto’s my dog.

T: Gruff!

Well, I’m a little muddled. The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East. And there’s the house, and here you are, and that’s all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East.

*Sound Cue*

D: Oh, my.

And so what the Munchkins want to know is… are you a good witch, or a bad witch?

D: Oh, but I’ve already told you, I’m not a witch at all—witches are old and ugly.
M: Laughter

D: What was that?

The Munchkins. They’re laughing because I am a witch. I’m Glinda, the Witch of the North. 

D: You are! Oh, I beg your pardon! But I’ve never heard of a beautiful witch before.

Only bad witches are ugly.

D: I didn’t know…

The Munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the Wicked Witch of the East.