Jerry Cues

Robin: SHUT UP. Villaina--yogurt plot, yes or no?

AH HA!! So you have uncovered our terrible yogurt thievery conspiracy!

Batman: YES!!! And now, I will take you down ... Jerry.

... okay, can you like--call me the Horrible Rascal? I kind of was hoping for like supervillain status.

Robin: ... why do you want to be called the Horrible Rascal?

Oh, cuz like--I'm in HR. So--Horrible Rascal. HR. Get it?

Batman: CAN'T DO IT, my eyes are too intensely staring at the TERRIBLE RASCAL.

It's actually Horrible. It doesn't make any sense if it's Terrible.

Batman: Oh. Wait, why are you called that?

Oh, sorry, it stands for HR. See, Horrible Rascal, HR, I feel like it's pretty clever.

Batman: Right, that's actually pretty clever, congratulations on coming up with a good supervillain name.

Thanks, I'm pretty proud of it--

Batman: GASP!!! Nooo! Not my Robinboy! You monsters. What DO YOU WANT FROM ME??

Oh, Batman Wayne, for too long we have been slaving away, working at Wayne Industries under your giant bat thumb! We have endured stale birthday cake, drab office parties, and a stock room that is always slightly under supplied! But this most recent slight we cannot abide. YOU HEAR US? WE WILL ABIDE IT NO MORE!

Joker: YEAH, GO GET 'EM, HIDEOUS RASCAL!

Okay, but it's horrible, not hideous, I feel like nobody's listening.

Joker: Oh , man, I'm so sorry--horrible, you said?

Yeah, it's horrible and I'd appreciate it if people would pay attention when I talk.

Batman: GET THEE GONE, ALFRED, I'M BEING DRAMATIC.
Alfred: Very good, sir.

We seek one thing, Batman. The one thing you cannot give us.

Batman: YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE.

WE WANT ... MORE TONER FOR THE PRINTER.

Robin: ... so let me get this straight. You made this huge weird over the top yogurt stealing ruse just so you could demand more toner for the printer??

We've been out for like a month. The quality of our printed documents has SUFFERED GREATLY.

Robin: ... did you fill out a request?

Cathy did.

Villaina: Uh, I'm pretty sure Jerry did.

No! It was Cathy, she filled one out!

Robin: Okay, so fill out a request for printer toner and I'm sure he'll get it taken care of. Are we done here? CSI is almost on.

Yeah, I guess that's it. Oh, it's Cathy's birthday party later, I got a sheet cake.

Cathy: You remembered! Did you get the one with giant frosting flowers?

I think you know that I did.

Batman: NOOOOOOOOOO! Where's the excitement! The fear?? The terror? The hanging people off buildings by their ankles??

Ooh, yeah, I can't do that, my podiatrist says that I have a very rare condition called glass ankles so if you touch anywhere near my feet, my bones will shatter like fine china.

Robin: Man, he is gonna sleep like a baby tonight.

Good luck with that. Ooh! I'm going to go organize my pen drawer!

Cathy: Look at you, Mr. Crazy Pants! Organizing your pen drawer on a Friday afternoon! You really are a Horrible Rascal!

You remembered.