Dude, what was that?
Nothing.
Why do you have peanut butter in your hair?
Ask Nancy Bobofit. Sheâs a monster! Not literally, I donât think.
She threw a peanut butter sandwich at you?
She threw a peanut butter sandwich at YOU. I stopped it. With my head.
Grover, youâre a good friend.
Dude, Iâm your only friend.
You gave me this pen! Only it wasnât a pen, it was a sword, and⊠What?
Percy⊠Weâve never had a teacher named Mrs. Dodds.
Yeah well, Iâm sorry I let you downâŠ
Maybe heâs right. You never fit in at this school anyway. Youâre not exactlyâŠ
Normal?
Exactly! I mean, uh⊠Iâll see you on the bus.
Not any ordinary summer camp. Percy, your father isâŠ
Baaaaah!
Oh look, a goat. Hey little guy -
Paaaa-ercy!
AAAH! Grover? What are you doing here? âŠAnd what happened to your legs?
Iâve been searching everywhere for you guys.
What is it? Whatâs wrong?
You didnât tell her about the field trip?
You said it didnât matter!
He met a Fury.
YOUâRE all furry! What happened to your legs?
Iâm a Satyr! Iâm half-goat?
Grover⊠Is a Fury after Percy right now?
A Fury? Oh, no no no -
Oh thank god.
Itâs a Minotaur.
Whatâs a Minotaur?
Half-bull.
Like you?
Iâm half-goat!
Youâre the one itâs after, Percy. I love you so much. Run!
You heard your mom!
Nooo!!! I got him! WhoaaâŠ
Percy! Donât pass out donât pass out dooonât paaaass oouuuuutttt -
Rejects stick together. Besides, thereâs someone whoâs been waiting to see you.
Iâm sorry. Satyrs are supposed to be protectors. Iâm the worst satyr in the world -
Together weâll search for your sign!
Come on! Iâll show you to the amphitheater⊠The armory⊠The cafetoriumâŠ
Whatâs going on? And are you ever going to wear pants again?
Nope!
Sheâs kind of intense.
You should see the captain of the other team.
Grover? Satyrs are creatures of Pan - god of the wild. You know what to do?
Yep. Hide in a tree!
Youâre worm meat, Jackson! Worm meat!
Whoa, what happened here?
Chiron wins!
His dadâs definitely the worst!
Why Hades?
The Underworld is in Los Angeles.
Youâre going to expel me. Again.
Thatâs not fair.
So what if no oneâs come back from the Underworld! Iâll be the first.
And Iâll be second first!
Weâre going on a killer quest!
Donât forget this: Official Camp Half-Blood questing backpack. It comes pre-packed with everything you need: gold drachmas, ambrosia squares, deodorant.
Help, help!
Everyone off the bus!
Iâm suffering now!
I smell gas.
Is it a monster?
Itâs a squirrel.
Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?
Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner of these woods. Maybe he can help us.
Really? Because I think that seems kinda⊠nuts.
You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel youâre sorry.
What is he saying?
He says he knows where we are.
Itâs too late to be out all alone. Where are your parents?
Trust me. If we told you⊠you wouldnât believe it.
Everyone needs a hobby.
That one looks like my Uncle Ferdinand.
âŠReally?
Seriously. The detail work is amazing.
Itâs just one picture, Percy.
Itâs like you can see every individual strand of fur!
Well⊠I guess one picture canât hurt. Should I smile?
Interesting choice to have him screaming.
Does anyone else hear a hissing sound?
Yep, she really captured Uncle Ferdinand!
Whoâs ready for their close-up?
ReallyâŠcapturedâŠ
Why use a cameraâŠ
Percy! That IS Uncle Ferdinand!
She did what?
She turned her into a monster. Oh look a bunch of empty boxes.
We are impertinent.
Guys! I solved all our problems! While you two were here not solving all our problems, that squirrel came back and gave me these!
Three Amtrak tickets?
Now arenât you glad you apologized? We are totally killing this quest.
Do we have enough drachmas for an Uber?
We donât even have enough drachmas for a veggie burger.
If you hadnât bought all those dam snacks -
It was the Hoover Dam! And I was hungry!
Vegas, baby!
Thanks for the ride.
Forgetting something? This is where I get off.
That guy is so cool.
Itâs crazy to think this time tomorrow, weâll be at the Underworld.
Yeah, then all we have to do is find Hades, get the bolt back and stop a bunch of gods from starting a war. We have a plan for that, right?
AAH!
You really do drool in your sleep.
Wha? What happened?
You were screaming. It was waking up the other passengers. Well, not Annabeth.
I had this dream. I was at the edge of a pit, and the thief was there. He was talking about the bolt.
That mustâve been Hades.
He wasnât alone. There was some thing in the pit. It told him to remember⊠Thalia? What?
I havenât heard that name in a long time.
You know who she is?
She was my friend. I shouldâve told you. I thought, if I did, youâd never want me on this quest. If you knew what a failure I really am. Ask Annabeth. She knows.
I thought I was the only kid of the Big Three Gods.
You are now. Weâd almost made it to camp, but I got nervous. And we got lost. By the time we found the hill⊠Something found us.
And saved her⊠Right?
It was too late for that. As she died, he turned her into a tree, so she could stand protecting us, forever. The way I couldnât do for her.
(Following The Tree On The Hill)
I donât know why you heard her name in your dream. But I know what it means. If we fail this quest, itâs gonna be my fault.
Weâre here.
Are we sure weâre ready to do this?
Not at all. Letâs go. This must be it. DOA Records.
Kinda figured thereâd be monsters.
Weâre totally dead.
Yeah, we, um, drowned. In the bathtub.
Maybe death metal isnât your genre? We have all the greats down here. Mozart, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain. Who do you feel like listening to?
Do you have any Josh Groban?
I swear, itâs not me! Itâs - my - shoes! Theyâre trying to pull me into that piiiiit!
Percy!
Iâm a little - AH! - preoccupied!
Iâm on it. Chewed âem off. Whoa! In you goâŠ
You mean that thing down there is⊠Kronos? But it doesnât make sense! What would Kronos want with my shoes?
They were really cool shoes.
You think he wanted⊠my deodorant?!
Thatâs Zeusâs bolt.
And why would I want to do that?
Because⊠youâre super chill that way?
That was amazing!
That was awesome!
I had some help.
Hey Mrs. Jackson.
As my official protector, you can officially escort us back to camp.
And youâre conscious this time!
Wise girl?
Heâs gone. But he wonât get far. Iâll have all the squirrels on the east coast searching for him.