Black Stache monologue

you better get this part you sexy beast

Annndddd go

Hallo oh to be in England now that aprils there but whoevers not in england gets to see my facial hair brow well fret not mon frere im a romantic there's a poet in these pirates viens so I plug into the muse but what do I do which style to use lambic box office poison haiku samuari i don't think so mind the cuticle smee hoopa got it a pirate with scads of panache wants the key to the trunk with the cash now here's some advice tho i seem to be nice I'll cut slit you up side n down the other so ye can watch yer own stomach flop around on the deck

WOOooOOoooOOoaaHHHaaahhhhh

Hallo oh to be in England now that aprils there but whoevers not in england gets to see my facial hair brow well fret not mon frere im a romantic there's a poet in these pirates viens so I plug into the muse but what do I do which style to use lambic box office poison haiku samuari i don't think so mind the cuticle smee hoopa got it a pirate with scads of panache wants the key to the trunk with the cash now here's some advice tho i seem to be nice I'll cut slit you up side n down the other so ye can watch yer own stomach flop around on the deck

WWOOooooaaaaaHHH-OWWW-AAAaahhahahaaooooOOoaoooHHahaha

Hallo oh to be in England now that aprils there but whoevers not in england gets to see my facial hair brow well fret not mon frere im a romantic there's a poet in these pirates viens so I plug into the muse but what do I do which style to use lambic box office poison haiku samuari i don't think so mind the cuticle smee hoopa got it a pirate with scads of panache wants the key to the trunk with the cash now here's some advice tho i seem to be nice I'll cut slit you up side n down the other so ye can watch yer own stomach flop around on the deck

OOOHoohoohoo

Hallo oh to be in England now that aprils there but whoevers not in england gets to see my facial hair brow well fret not mon frere im a romantic there's a poet in these pirates viens so I plug into the muse but what do I do which style to use lambic box office poison haiku samuari i don't think so mind the cuticle smee hoopa got it a pirate with scads of panache wants the key to the trunk with the cash now here's some advice tho i seem to be nice I'll cut slit you up side n down the other so ye can watch yer own stomach flop around on the deck